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Started by 'David Ersatz Haderach O'Bedlam'
Sun, 05 Dec 1999 00:00
Something All Women Say
Author: 'David Ersatz Haderach O'Bedlam'
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 1999 00:00
Date: Sun, 05 Dec 1999 00:00
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-----BEGIN PGP SIGNED MESSAGE----- Hash: SHA1 "You don't know the REAL me," she said. "Sure I do," I answered, "you're the one who wears camouflage face-paint, a fake beard and a halloween bunny suit while she hides behind pyrotechnics and fun-house mirrors -- so she can feel somehow justified when she chirps out a line like THAT." (Of course I didn't actually say that to anybody; usually I'm too busy rolling my eyes and clutching my belly while I laugh so hard I almost puke. It's hard to be witty WHILE I'm having such a seizure.) Someone explain to me rationally why I "pursue a Heterosexual Life-Style" -- and whether MEN of any "orientation" are using that stupid line these days. (I don't, but I'm such a callous bastard I don't care who figures me out -- or not.) SHEESH. Such predictability only makes that worse. Any wonder why I haven't had sex in a year and a half? (<-- HINT! HINT!) Advertishly, 'TheDavid(TM)' P.S. Albertson's laughs at my Lucky Rewards Card. I'm aghast. - -- Hey UC coeds! Check out my FREE non-credit Human Sexuality Cram Course! - ------------------------------------------------------------------------- SEND MONEY! > DAVID, P.O. Box 236, Berkeley, CA 94704 U.S.A < SEND BOMBS! -----BEGIN PGP SIGNATURE----- Version: PGPfreeware 5.0i for non-commercial use Charset: noconv iQA/AwUBOErFIRz40he1RakNEQIJjQCfUjjwwQb8oqqW99vdPwWcEwM04goAn1sq yL10O54VkvqvPfVxfIahozJk =Mzva -----END PGP SIGNATURE-----
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