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	    Bored: Not with Davis, but with people like Nhan

FYI:  Nhan, I'm happy that you are unhappy.  In fact the only reason I
came to Davis was to revel in you misery.  Your ability to  mix and match
different peoples messages and creating artificial messages totally
reflects your high caliber of wit and grace convincing not only me but
surely all who would read this ng that your opinion is relevant and worthy
of respect.  Truly, me and my friends ( friends, you know what friends are
Nhan?  you probably imagined a few in your past ) will have have a party
celebrating your unhappy state, reveling in the monolithic cultural
numbness of Davis.

Has it ever occured to you that your misery is caused by the fact that you
haven't accepted Jesus Christ as your personal lord and saviour?

Or maybe its that when you had to dump your high school
girlfriend/boyfriend/ whatever to come to Davis you found
yourself unable to find anyone who would have sex with you no matter how
much money and liquor you offered them.

In either case, lack of Sex or lack of Jesus, noone forces you to stay
in Davis and if you don't like it the Amtrak will give you a oneway ticket
to Frisco for about $15.  Considering your misery here you might consider
it a great investment.  Not only that but if you're an undergrad the Davis 
buslines will take you to the Amtrak station for FREE.  Hows that for
Davis hospitality. 


 On 3 Aug 1996, Nhan Huynh
wrote:

> *Sigh*.....
> 
> Those that had a decent life before coming to Davis will find it a big
> disappointment, while those without any life, nor a sense of proportions
> will rejoice in the monolithic, cultural numbness of Davis.  
> 
> Have a cow.  Ha!
> 
	No thanks already had enough of your bull.
> 
> 
> Thomas Hrouda (ez055275@peseta.ucdavis.edu) wrote:
> :  
> : 
> : "I have no life, shoes, nor pubic hair"
> : 
> 
> 

P.S.  In a spirit of goodwill towards man I announce the formation of "Put
Nhan on the first Amtrack to Frisco" Foundation.   I will be collecting
funds.  Thank you for your support. 

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