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There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
(sorry, dunno the origin)

Magdalena

In article <1993Jul12.193045.22490@midway.uchicago.edu> enl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
enl1>I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
enl1>phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
enl1>people are there?"  For example:

#!/bin/sh

logfile="people.log"

while(1)
do
	fortune >/tmp/people.$$
	findem=`egrep "kinds of people" /tmp/people.$$`
	if test $findem
	then	cat /tmp/people.$$ >>$logfile
	fi
	/bin/rm /tmp/people.$$
done
exit	# yeah, right.
-- 
"...then I got a Mac, and I've been a computer butthead ever since."
						-- my roommate
"And now," said Max, "let the wild rumpus start!"

[In response to a request for "there are X kinds of people" sayings:]

There are two kinds of people: those who set followup-to lines responsibly,
and those who don't.

Dare I ask why this has been sent to soc.men but not soc.women?

Owen Thomas
omt1@midway.uchicago.edu

enl1@quads.uchicago.edu (emmanuel nicholas lazaridis) writes:

>I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
>phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
>people are there?"  For example:

>    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
>    two kinds, and those who don't.     -Author Unknown (?)

>If you have any such sayings you'd like to share with me, I'd really
>appreciate your contribution.  In return I'll send you a compilation
>of responses when I'm done (wow!).  Please mail me the phrase, along
>with the name of the person to whom it's attributed (if known), and
>when/where said (if known).  Thanks a bunch!
>-E.
>----------
>-- 
>|       No matter how good your statistics,          |    
>|       in the end you can only trust in God.        |    
>e-mail:     lazaridi@galton.uchicago.edu     ---------    
>telephone:  (312) 955-1337, leave message    |            


Here's my favorite...

There are three types of people in this world,  those who make things happen,
those who watch things happen, and those that have no idea whatsoever what 
happened.

enjoy...

marsi hauer
uunet!sdsu!sdiego!marsi

In article <1993Jul13.162924.19700@sdiego.uucp>, marsi@sdiego.uucp (Marsi Hauer) writes:
|> enl1@quads.uchicago.edu (emmanuel nicholas lazaridis) writes:
|> 
|> >    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
|> >    two kinds, and those who don't.     -Author Unknown (?)
|> 
|> 
|> There are three types of people in this world,  those who make things happen,
|> those who watch things happen, and those that have no idea whatsoever what 
|> happened.
|> 


	There are 3 kinds of people in this world, those that can count and
those that can't.

-- 
Tracy J. Evans

In article <1993Jul13.162924.19700@sdiego.uucp> marsi@sdiego.uucp (Marsi Hauer) writes:
>enl1@quads.uchicago.edu (emmanuel nicholas lazaridis) writes:
>
>>I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
>>phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
>>people are there?"  For example:
>
>>    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
>>    two kinds, and those who don't.     -Author Unknown (?)
>
>
>Here's my favorite...
>
>There are three types of people in this world,  those who make things happen,
>those who watch things happen, and those that have no idea whatsoever what 
>happened.


There are two kinds of people in rec.humor: those who make requests for others
to post something funny, and those who do the actual posting.

(I don't mean to imply that every non-request is funny, but hey, at least it's
an effort!)


Bruce Smith

There are an infinite number of types of suck-weasels.

You are a bounded but infinite set of those types.

Yes, you personally.

-- 
	Peace, PopTarts and Tactical ThermoNuclear Weapons		
		Kevin

In article <1993Jul13.002019.27092@ultb.isc.rit.edu> mxk4576@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
>(sorry, dunno the origin)

 origin is rec.humor net about 4 months back

In article <1993Jul13.002019.27092@ultb.isc.rit.edu> mxk4576@ritvax.isc.rit.edu writes:
>There are three kinds of people: those who can count and those who can't.
>(sorry, dunno the origin)
I'm the origin.

			chevyn
			[ serious. ]
			mc auley
>Magdalena


-- 

I can't fathom people who lose their virginity rectally.

In article <1993Jul14.070740.2328@cs.umb.edu> kwm@eris.cs.umb.edu (Kevin W. McAuley) writes:

[article deleted]


>			chevyn
>			[ serious. ]
>			mc auley
>>Magdalena
>
>
>-- 
>
>I can't fathom people who lose their virginity rectally.
^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Why thank you knd sir for your astute opinion. I'm sure that everyone
was just dying to know your feelings on what sexual practices you do and
don't care for. Get a life!

In article <1993Jul13.034251.13969@midway.uchicago.edu> omt1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>[In response to a request for "there are X kinds of people" sayings:]
>
>There are two kinds of people: those who set followup-to lines responsibly,
>and those who don't.
>

No Owen, my uni-eyebrowed friend, I am afraid you are WRONG!

There are two kinds of people: those who set followup-to lines responsibly,
ant those who have no clue.

You are part of the latter group.



Ta-ta for now,
MAC

there are three clones of salvadore dali; the lamp is eating a 
beachball.  Arf!  Arf!

In article <1993Jul12.193045.22490@midway.uchicago.edu> enl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
>phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
>people are there?"  For example:
>
>    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
>    two kinds, and those who don't.    
	I am the Author. If you don't belive me I can mail you 
	the original file and you can check the creation date. I
	posted it to rec.humor and r.h.f but Maddi rejected it.

				chevyn

>
>If you have any such sayings you'd like to share with me, I'd really
>appreciate your contribution.  In return I'll send you a compilation
>of responses when I'm done (wow!).  Please mail me the phrase, along
>with the name of the person to whom it's attributed (if known), and
>when/where said (if known).  Thanks a bunch!
>-E.
>----------
>-- 
>|       No matter how good your statistics,          |    
>|       in the end you can only trust in God.        |    
>e-mail:     lazaridi@galton.uchicago.edu     ---------    
>telephone:  (312) 955-1337, leave message    |            


-- 

I can't fathom people who lose their virginity rectally.

In article <1993Jul18.085347.14155@cs.umb.edu> kwm@eris.cs.umb.edu (Kevin W. McAuley) writes:
>In article <1993Jul12.193045.22490@midway.uchicago.edu> enl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
>>I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
>>phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
>>people are there?"  For example:
>>
>>    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
>>    two kinds, and those who don't.    
>	I am the Author. If you don't belive me I can mail you 
>	the original file and you can check the creation date. I
>	posted it to rec.humor and r.h.f but Maddi rejected it.
>
>				chevyn

(assume trembling old-codger voice)

Sonny, I heard that one before you were born.  So unless you made it up
in a previous life . . .

       The Rhealist - nadeau@bnr.ca - Speaking only for myself

 There are two kinds of fools:
 - one says, "This is old and therefore good."
 - the other says, "This is new and therefore better."

			Terry Eng

 Ponder it. Makes much sense.

In article <1993Jul18.085347.14155@cs.umb.edu>, kwm@eris.cs.umb.edu (Kevin W. McAuley) writes:
|> In article <1993Jul12.193045.22490@midway.uchicago.edu> enl1@midway.uchicago.edu writes:
|> >I am collecting sayings concerning classification, in particular,
|> >phrases addressing the question "How many types/kinds/classes of
|> >people are there?"  For example:
|> >
|> >    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
|> >    two kinds, and those who don't.    
|> 	I am the Author. If you don't belive me I can mail you 
|> 	the original file and you can check the creation date. I
|> 	posted it to rec.humor and r.h.f but Maddi rejected it.
|> 
|> 				chevyn
|> 
|> >
|> >If you have any such sayings you'd like to share with me, I'd really
|> >appreciate your contribution.  In return I'll send you a compilation
|> >of responses when I'm done (wow!).  Please mail me the phrase, along
|> >with the name of the person to whom it's attributed (if known), and
|> >when/where said (if known).  Thanks a bunch!
[stuff Deleted]
|> I can't fathom people who lose their virginity rectally.
<!>
 Here is another Example for you , I don't know if anyone else wrote it but as I was reading 
your article it came to me. A memory or what I don`t know But I think it can be attributed to me .        
  The when & where can be seen above Here's the phrase:-

       There are two kinds of people,Those who have and those who want,
        Those who have will never want 
        And those who want will never have.
    					
					Austin
		*****************************************************
               *  All I want is to be remembered, and to have money. *
		*****************************************************

>>    There are two kinds of people, those who split people into 
>>    two kinds, and those who don't.    
>>	I am the Author. If you don't belive me I can mail you 
>>	the original file and you can check the creation date. I
>>	posted it to rec.humor and r.h.f but Maddi rejected it.

				chevyn

Your witticism really has staying power, because I first heard that
about 30 years ago--have you come up with anything since then?