Elephant jokes...

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From: utzoowatmathwatartsmus275
Date: Sun, 01 Aug 1982 02:17

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What's harder to do than getting a pregnant elephant into a volkswagon?
  
  
      Getting an elephant pregnant in a volkswagon!
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What is grey and comes in quarts?
  
  
      An elephant!
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Why do elephants have four feet?
  
  
      Because six inches isn't enough!
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What do elephants use for tampons?
  
  
      Sheep!

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From: utzoo!watmath!watarts!mus275
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Title: Elephant jokes...
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