🚀 go-pugleaf

I thought about torching a Tibetan for Christ, but then I decided that
Christ probably didn't like red meat.  So I thought about offering
him some chili-cheese fries from Der WienerSchnitzel, yet that too
was made with red meat, though more processed and so more unrecognizable
than the tender juicy flesh of the Tibetan I had contemplated  barbecuing
earlier.  Then I thought, how 'bout salad-bar?  Wouldn't that be wonderful? 
Me and Christ chowin' down on greenery and pounding back some ice-cold
Heineken's in frosty mugs.  Man, that would be a blast.  And if we ran
outa money, Christ would just whip up some wine and keep the party goin'
all night long!   And then,  after we're really drunk, Me and Christ would
have wild sex for hours on end.

Wow,...then we would sit holding each other and watch the sun
slowly rise to shine on another beautiful miraculous day.

Amen.

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