🚀 go-pugleaf

On Thu, Jan 03, 2008 at 03:25:46AM +0100, Gazwad wrote:
> Terry Pinnell <terrypin@dial.pipex.com>, the debilitated-destitute and
> unabashed chocolate starfish poker who likes rough bowel loosening with
> camels, and whose partner is a comfort woman with a diseased gooey man
> trap, wrote in <mkdnn3hnk5qri353op5i5u4e2jra2flfnj@4ax.com>:  
> > I've just noticed that circular objects become squashed inwards from
> > the right, the closer they are to the right hand edge of my screen.
> > Doesn't happen with top, left or bottom edges to any significant
> > extent - just the right. Circle looks like a lemon. No magnetic fields
> > in the vicinity. Degaussed anyway but made no difference.
> >
> > This is an HP p930 19" CRT monitor. Although a bit apprehensive about
> > fiddling with its menu geometry options, I did play blindly with some
> > of them, but so far in vain.
> >
> > Can anyone help me isolate and fix the problem please?
> >
> > -- 
> > Terry, East Grinstead, UK
> 
> 
> Why should anyone help you Pinhead?
> You refuse to thank a single person for any of the help you have received, 
> ever.
> You're just a thankless cunt who deserves all that fucks-up in your life.
> Don't bother denying anything there's plenty of evidence available. 

Very productive.  Not.

Only one of the things I've seen in my time on Usenet is a creeping
cretinism that automatically assumes it is entitled to behave in any way
that it wants, and to acquite anything it wants on demand.  When it is
pressed for reasons substiantiating the need for its cretinism, it remains
true to type.  Very stupid, but consistent.

>From a medical standpoint we generally classify this kind of patient as DNR
(Do Not Resuscitate).  The only thing you should do in these cases is to
make the patient as comfortable as possible so they won't bother the nurses
with endless complaints.  Then, you must move on to the next case and find
out whether your skill is equal to whatever he presents.

Lather, rinse, and repeat.  It's no wonder that so many docs get into the
morphine.  So far scotch seems to work well enough for me, but I'll know
it's time to retire when I start lingering at the dispensary.


Dr. Beard