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Re: .. dyslexia (totally OT!!)

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From: 'Dungeon' Dave
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 00:00
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.. and it came to pass that John Underwood <john@jsunderwood.
demon.co.uk> uttered forth:
>On Thu, 24 Feb 2000 at 20:53:21, Troyka <Troyka@bigfoot.com.remove>
>wrote in demon.tech.pc:
>(Reference: <fp5bbs0kpjvabfhl6u8du061l3apomugjk@4ax.com>)
>
>> i think you will fined there are several theory as to what dyslexia is. 
>>personally i favor the dyslexic brains are hard wired differently theory 
>
>My favourite graffito:
>
>Dislectia lures KO

Further jokes:

One Skier: is it zig-zag or zag-zig?
Another skier: not too sure - ask this passer-by.
Skier: excuse me, is it zig-zag or zag-zig?
Passer: dunno - I'm a tobogganist
Skier: In that case, I'll have 20 Benson & Hedges, please...

Heard about the dyslexic devil-worshipper? Sold his soul to
Santa.

What does DNA stand for? National Dyslexic Association.

There's more, but this is supposed to be Demon.tech.pc!!!

(nb: apologies to Oz if he finds these offensive... but I taught in a
school for Dyslexic children, and they were fond of these jokes as
they found they could all tell them and not be singled out - that's
where I heard them!)

-- 
 
"Dungeon" Dave, in anti-harvest mode...

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Subject: Re: .. dyslexia (totally OT!!)
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