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Re: Lakeside House For Rent-16 min from Chapel Hill

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From: Z��h�r��h T�r||�k�
Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 16:26
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"honestjohn" <honestjohn@centurytel.net>
Kissed my ass and whined:

>
>"Z��h�r��h T�r||�k�" <---@---.---> wrote in message
>news:vc5p629adgpqfqlpp9hum37j3fub3a4vee@Zach...
>> On 18 May 2006 03:52:37 -0700
>> "Double-A" <double-aa@hush.ai>
>> Kissed my ass and whined:
>>
>> >
>> >Art Deco wrote:
>> >> On Wed, 17 May 2006 08:47:19 -0500, "honestjohn"
>> >> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote:
>> >>
>> >> >
>> >> >"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >> >news:radl629p3d868cosurj295ifrjrhi2rbj1@4ax.com...
>> >> >> On Tue, 16 May 2006 23:00:37 -0500, "honestjohn"
>> >> >> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote:
>> >> >>
>> >> >> >
>> >> >> >"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >> >> >news:1a7l62lpb12glfuu0n54o5ee9ct8ss5tkr@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> On Tue, 16 May 2006 16:52:26 -0500, "honestjohn"
>> >> >> >> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote:
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >"Art Deco" <art_deco@127.0.0.1> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >news:fcck621l61oavejur92f9r0aagjo0a6bna@4ax.com...
>> >> >> >> >> On Tue, 16 May 2006 13:43:49 -0500, "honestjohn"
>> >> >> >> >> <honestjohn@centurytel.net> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >"Double-A" <double-aa@hush.ai> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >news:1147795386.866649.63670@u72g2000cwu.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Art Deco wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > On 16 May 2006 07:48:06 -0700, "Double-A"
><double-aa@hush.ai>
>> >> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> "Double-A" <double-aa@hush.ai> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>> >> >news:1147786929.994524.300590@j55g2000cwa.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >
>> >> >news:446855cf$0$24104$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > Teh Parrot wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > "Double-A" <double-aa@hush.ai> wrote in
>message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> >news:1147652846.299253.294590@i40g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> ah wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > Double-A wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > > ah wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> Double-A wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> > honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com> wrote in
>> >> >message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >news:4463d4b0$0$24113$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com>
>wrote in
>> >> >> >message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>news:4462e669$0$24134$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> > "ah" <splifingate@gmail.com>
>wrote
>> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >
>> >> >news:445f0195$0$24095$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> > "ah"
><splifingate@gmail.com>
>> >> >wrote
>> >> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >> >message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >
>> >> >> >news:445be5df$0$24167$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > "ah"
><splifingate@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >wrote
>> >> >> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >> >message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >
>> >> >> >news:445ab446$0$24087$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> honestjohn wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> > "ah"
>> >> ><splifingate@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> >wrote
>> >> >> >> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >
>> >> >> >news:4459d8e4$0$24100$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> Redundant Massacre
>Rat
>> >> >wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > ah whined:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>DLF wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>> On Tue, 02 May
>2006
>> >> >> >> >> >20:38:38 -0400, ah
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> > <splifingate@gmail.com>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Neill wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> "Michael
>Baldwin,
>> >> >> >Bruce"
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > <mbbr@mighty.co.za> wrote in
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> > message
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >
>> >> >> >> >news:1145041418.306209.184240@t31g2000cwb.googlegroups.com...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> pedo creep
>Gary
>> >> >> >gLitter
>> >> >> >> >> >Burnore
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>> > On 13 Apr
>2006
>> >> >> >> >> >23:02:30 -0700,
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > sunbath@ureach.com
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > > wrote:
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>> Go bleepity,
>> >> >bleepity,
>> >> >> >> >bleep
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> yourself,
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > you
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > kefir!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>>Fight!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>> Why are you
>posting
>> >> >this
>> >> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > uk.comp.sys.mac?
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >>Don't
>underestimate my
>> >> >> >> >> >unwillingness to
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > pursue
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > the
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> matter.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> > Fuck off gnat.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >> You'll not be
>warned.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> > again.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >> Tick.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> > You'll need to carefully
>pull
>> >> >> >that
>> >> >> >> >> >little
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> sucker
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > off.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >> Propane works well.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> > Straight out of the can, or
>put
>> >> >it
>> >> >> >in
>> >> >> >> >the
>> >> >> >> >> >lighter
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > first?
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> Directly out of the tank.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >> Mind the burns...
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> > The hot tip of a soldering
>iron will
>> >> >> >make
>> >> >> >> >the
>> >> >> >> >> >little
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > sucker
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > back-out,
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > > but it
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> > takes steady hands or OUCH!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >> No pain, no pain.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > > That's what I was telling Painius
>just
>> >> >the
>> >> >> >> >other
>> >> >> >> >> >day.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> > *plonk*
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >> *plink*
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> > Plop ... plop ......... plop
>...............
>> >> >ah
>> >> >> >> >> >...... !
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >> Mind the Rule.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > > Don't forget to flush?
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> > Cascading is proscribed in demon.local
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> But prescribed for alt.astronomy?
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >> Double-A
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > > Atta boy, Double-A!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > > Shuttup.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > > Atta boy, ancient history.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > Atta boy Adolf H.....
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> > Could it be???!!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> If Adolf H. was still alive he would be 117 years old
>(call
>> >> >> >> >Willard
>> >> >> >> >> >Scott).
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> Ten years out of sync. on the death of Adolf and the
>birth
>> >> >of
>> >> >> >> >"ah",
>> >> >> >> >> >so
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> reincarnation is out.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> Conclusion: null set!
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >> H.J.
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >You know nowadays it is taken for granted that Hitler
>died in
>> >> >his
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >bunker, but for years publications like the "Police
>Gazette"
>> >> >> >would
>> >> >> >> >run
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >headlines annually, "Hitler Alive in (wherever)".  The
>last
>> >> >one I
>> >> >> >> >saw,
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >which I bought as a memorabilia, said, "Hitler Alive in
>> >> >> >Antarctica
>> >> >> >> >at
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >101".
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >You know though, I was born on the same day that one
>notorious
>> >> >> >> >dictator
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >was hanged!  But I won't say who to avoid giving away my
>age.
>> >> >> >But I
>> >> >> >> >am
>> >> >> >> >> >> > >just biding my time, plotting, plotting!
>> >> >> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >> >> > That's gotta be Mussolini.  No wonder you've had time to
>grow a
>> >> >> >> >second
>> >> >> >> >> >> > anus!
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Nah.  Mussolini was hung upside down.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> My dictator was quite properly hung.
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >> Double-A
>> >> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> >That didn't come-out right!  If Bruce reads that, be ready
>for some
>> >> >> >> >ribbing.
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >> Is Double-Anus suggesting Mussolini was hung like a mouse?
>> >> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> >Say, you posted a few days ago that you wouldn't razz any
>saucerheads.
>> >> >> >This
>> >> >> >> >includes D-A, who will support you as the "Real" Art Deco if Old
>> >> >Fartty
>> >> >> >> >should come slithering back here.  We all wear "White Hats"
>here.
>> >> >> >> >
>> >> >> >> >H.J.  (a friendly reminder)
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >> OK, I will no longer refer to Double-Anus as Double Anus.
>> >> >> >>
>> >> >> >Mucho thanks!
>> >> >>
>> >> >> But you will remain ozrakboi!
>> >> >>
>> >> >That's OK.  I'm proud to live in one of the last normal places left in
>the
>> >> >U.S.
>> >>
>> >> You'd like tar heel country!
>> >
>> >
>> >How do you like your grits?
>>
>> You fucking hillbillies actually still eat that shit?
>
>Hell, that and scrambled eggs mixed with hog brains and you've got a damn
>good breakfast.

I'll shit in a bowl.  You'll eat that too then?
-- 
Z��h�r��h T�r||�k�,
Monkey Trainer Extraordinaire



























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Subject: Re: Lakeside House For Rent-16 min from Chapel Hill
Date: Thu, 18 May 2006 09:26:23 -0700
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