Alan Holmes follows orders like a good MonkeyBoi

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From: Bleary Razorblade
Date: Tue, 02 May 2006 17:12

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I proclaim I now own Alan Holmes.  However I will lend him to close
friends for those times when you need a trained monkey to fetch beers,
tongue clean your toilet, and iron your underwear.
-- 

I love the smell of armpits in the morning, its like victory.

I can still rock like a son of a bitch.

 Ozzy

You have to be trusted by the people that you lie to.
So that when they turn their backs on you
You'll get the chance to put the knife in.

 Pink Floyd - Dogs

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