🚀 go-pugleaf

On Tue, 02 May 2006 19:50:24 +0100, Homogenized Offender <---@---.---> wrote:

> Peter Hucker flushed and announced:
>
>> On Tue, 02 May 2006 18:47:14 +0100, Creepy Pilot <---@---.---> wrote:
>>
>>> Peter Hucker flushed and announced:
>>>
>>>> On Mon, 01 May 2006 20:11:39 +0100, Zachariah <---@---.---> wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Jack Morris kissed my ass and whined:
>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> Translation: Please EVERYONE poast to uk.comp.sys.mac as we need to
>>>>> greatly increase our poast counts.
>>>>
>>>> The poor things must be getting lonely in there.  Does anyone still use macs?
>>>
>>> Apparently brits do.
>>
>> Maybe the odd one.
>
> Wouldn't that include everyone on your island except TB?

Who's TB?

>>> /nudge nudge....uk* = brit
>>>
>>> /rolls eyes
>>
>> And what makes you think I didn't know that?
>
> I'm concerned about you Peter.  Have you been chasing parked cars
> again?

At the speed my car goes, I have to.

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Two women are playing golf on a sunny afternoon when one of them accidentally slices her shot into a foursome of men. To her horror, one of the men collapses in agony, both hands in his crotch. She runs down to him, apologizing profusely, explaining that she is a physical therapist and can help ease his pain.
"No, thanks. Just give me a few minutes. I'll be fine," he replies quietly, hands still between his legs.
Taking it upon herself to help the poor man, she gently unzips his fly and starts massaging his genitals.
"Doesn't that feel better?" she asks."Well, yes. That's feels great," he admits, "but my thumb still hurts like fuck."