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Re: The END of trolling is nigh :-(

#111
From: Kadaitcha Man
Date: Fri, 23 Sep 2005 23:31
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Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the jaded, girlish badger,
and employee responsible for weaving fake silk from discarded swabs in an
AIDS clinic, penned:

> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally sodomised  in
> news:b8e59e4b2d76450aac386b6d96f0f870@biz.forsale.purulent.discharges:
>
>> Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the effete, sugared
>> pervert, and traveling chair repairman, hectored:
>>
>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally sodomised  in
>>>
>> news:5cdc318594cf489bb344db772c8e7766@comp.os.linux.advocacy.mydick.ishar
>> d:
>>>
>>>> Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the blanched, hairy
>>>> vent renter, and fish warden, indoctrinated:
>>>>
>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally sodomised
>>>>> in
>>>>> news:1d928d991317497ba6d5b8deaef1a899@biz.forsale.gymnast-girls:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the fetid,
>>>>>> spidery fatso, and employee who follows soldiers to encampments
>>>>>> and sets up tents to sell sex, poured out:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally sodomised
>>>>>>> in
>>>>>>>
>>>>>> news:56de7bb3d6ec4bb4aaf67b4bb2712ed0@comp.os.linux.advocacy.female.s
>>>>>> pr ea dw
>>>>>>> ide:
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the fascistic,
>>>>>>>> shallow horse's arse, and dustman, castigated:
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally
>>>>>>>>> sodomised in
>>>>>>>>> news:6305188fe48e45f385f236b488127d55@alabama.custard:
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> Phillip Kyle, <philkylenospam2003@hotmail.com>, the
>>>>>>>>>> shrill-gorged, undesirable fraud, and surveyor of nothing in
>>>>>>>>>> particular, clamoured:
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com> verbally
>>>>>>>>>>> sodomised in
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> news:bdef9257b56e49f284d9a5c28b36386a@soc.med.bondage.tiffany-bri
>>>>>>>>>> dg et .l ay te
>>>>>>>>>>> x.duct-tape:
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Zach, <---@---.--->, the fool-born, misogynic snotface, and
>>>>>>>>>>>> butler, announced:
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Kadaitcha Man yammered:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Dingleberry, <oooo@oooo>, the overloaded, dandy
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> bartender, and baker who makes muffins and flat cakes
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> from a dough made of powdered, white dog shit left in
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the sun for a week, repeated:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> On 20 Sep 2005 16:40:41 -0700, Guy Fawkes wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I am / was the proprietor of Surfbaud.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> There are / were ongoing libel cases, can't say more at
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> the moment (but boy am I smiling) but the root of this
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> all boils down to malicious trolls who were recruited
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> to help someone who picked a fight with the wrong
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> person (me)
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> The ramifications will affect everyone to a greater or
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> lesser extent, but for now all I can say to people
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> generally is continue as normal, unless normal for you
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> is libelling people on the net or malicious trolling,
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> in which case you just got priced out of the game, big
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> time.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> So speaks the savior of USENET.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Shit. I've died and gone to hell.
>>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Congratz.  Where did you poast your obituary?  Is it
>>>>>>>>>>>>> longer than (3) words?
>>>>>>>>>>>>> ;)
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>> Are you my new pet stalker? You're the third one I've gone
>>>>>>>>>>>> through today. They don't last like they used to.
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>>> He's stopped stalking Sexybitch after she saw his pic and
>>>>>>>>>>> rejectd him.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>> I can imagine. I posted his pic yesterday and the newsserver
>>>>>>>>>> puked on it.
>>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>> I'm reporting you to the WSPCS.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>>
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> They'll be around soon. Just you wait. Sonny. Jim.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> Ok. I'll stock up on bullets in anticipation.
>>>>>>
>>>>>>
>>>>>
>>>>> You might want a gun as well.
>>>>
>>>> I have several, plus a bullet-proof vest, a gas mask and nuremous
>>>> Molotov cocktails. I'll be ready when they come. WACO II!
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> Cool. Can I come?
>>
>> Sure. What side do you want to be on? Oh, and you pay your airfare
>> and funeral expenses.
>>
>>
>
> I dunno. Which side gets to fly around in helicopters shooting at
> guys on towers?

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From: "Kadaitcha Man" <nospam@fuck-off-and-die.com>
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Subject: Re: The END of trolling is nigh :-(
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