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On Aug 18, 6:59 am, Ron House <rho...@smartchat.net.au> wrote:
> The recent releases from America's NOAA National Climatic Data Center
> make a convoluted tangle of misinformation that has tripped up almost
> everyone - including many climate realists.

<snip>

From The San Francisco Gate, 8/18/10:
http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/08/18/notes081810.DTL&nl=fix

Thank God global warming is a hoax

By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist

I mean, right?

You know?

Because gosh Jesus in angry apocalyptic heaven, wouldn't it be just
terrible if it were all true?

Wouldn't it be horrible if all this stunning, insanely mounting,
irrefutable evidence -- death, floods, fires, heat waves, the worst
this and the most violent that in 1,000 years -- were some sort of
surefire, cumulative sign that we have, if not directly caused, then
wildly accelerated and amplified the imminent implosion of this
planet?

But we didn't!

And we haven't!

And we aren't!

I mean, whew.

I am delighted to remember that hardcore science has lied, misguided,
misnomered and whatever else weird science does to confuse the world
about the real impact humanity has had on global ecosystems.

All those thousands of highly trained scientists educated at the
finest universities, learning the most difficult and fraught
information of our age, all in universal agreement that humankind's
actions directly affect climate change,

and they are all totally full of it because they are clearly in
cahoots with Nazi Liberal Jesus, the solar panel manufacturers and the
hippies who want me to compost my KFC Double Down wrapper.

I am delighted to be reassured by the fringe right wing that the piles
of dead bodies, millions of lost homes, and even the very sun itself
are part of a vast conspiracy, a plot to form an evil one-world
government, a lefty liberal charade even in places that don't
understand or care what the hell a liberal is.

See?

Do you understand how powerful the lie?

Amazing.

Because otherwise, wow, what sort of hell is this?

Pakistan, Russia, China, Greenland, Niger and on and on it goes.

Unprecedented heat waves, scorched crops, giant icebergs, savage
droughts, dire emergencies, thousands dead here and 10,000 more over
there and nothing like these events in the history of the world, ever.
Even the U.N. secretary-general, Ban Ki-Moon, is in on it, coming back
from Pakistan stunned and shaken by the epic flooding he witnessed
there.

"The magnitude of the problem; the world has never seen such a
disaster. It's much beyond anybody's imagination," he said, putting
out the urgent call for more international aid.

I mean, sure global warming is happening -- even some of the more
ignorant climate change deniers have had to reverse course on that --
but humanity had nothing to do with it, OK?

We don't need to change our behavior one iota.

If God wants another Ice Age or whatever, who are we to argue?

Heathen book-learners and their ridiculous studies, that's who!

Scientists are saying that all these severe weather patterns fit in
exactly with what they've been predicting all along.

Not only that, but they say it's increasingly likely that we've waited
too long to change our behaviors, cut emissions, reduce consumption
and other such liberal gibberish, and now it might be too late to do
anything about it.

Increasingly extreme, violent weather will now be the norm, and the
devastation, disease and death will only increase.

Good news!

If I blink a few times while clicking the mouse, it all goes away.

Hey look, Lindsay Lohan's mom is all up in it!

Snooki is so wasted!

All is as it should be.

Thank you, Interweb.

But dammit, their godless eco-agenda just won't stop.

2010, they say, is not being very nice, is setting all sorts of
unpleasant records.

Already, the most national extreme heat records in a single year (17).
Already, the hottest half-year on record in planetary history.

Already, the five warmest months in tropical Atlantic history,
possibly resulting in more hurricanes.

Already, millions of people sensing, deep down, that Something Is Very
Wrong Indeed.

Good thing their calmly intuitive souls are full of crap.

I mean, please.

Isn't it like this every year?

Always with the floods and fires.

Always with the hurricanes, earthquakes and numbing body counts.

Is this year, this decade really that different?

I'm sorry, I can't hear you, I just turned up this Glenn Beck podcast.
Here is your big lesson:

Do not listen to people who actually know things.

Only listen to people who react, negatively and whiningly, to people
who actually know things. It's the American way.

Have you seen the photos from the Gulf of Mexico, all shiny and clear
thanks to toxic chemical dispersants, the miracle of ocean currents
and armies of PR people who smell like hate?

What happened to all the oil?

It's all gone, even though it's really not!

Absorbed into the planetary bloodstream like magic!

Even the president is there, splashing around in waters that, not a
month ago, had hundreds of million of gallons of crude oil and
chemicals floating in it.

Just more proof that God's favorite creatures can cause no lasting
harm.

We're innocent as pie.

And guns.

And Corexit 9500.

I'm dumping some used motor oil into this city sewer right now, in
celebration.

I just read the flooding in Pakistan has already caused more
devastation than the 2004 tsunami in Asia, worse than the Haiti
earthquake.

One quarter of the country is underwater.

They say Pakistan also just broke a record for the single highest
temperature ever recorded on the Asian continent, at 128 degrees (16
other nations also met or broke heat records this year, too).

That record was set in a city.

Where people live.

But not for very much longer, because they do not have giant air
conditioners and pallets of Fiji water from Costco like we do, so they
probably won't survive.

Yes, it's tragic.

It's unprecedented.

It's never happened like this before.

Heck, even here in the eco-terrorist homeland of San Francisco, they
say the change in ocean temperatures will soon mean Fog City will be
entirely fog bound, edge to edge, nearly year round.

But I repeat:

It's not our fault.

Seven billion rapacious, industrialized bipeds have the impact of a
feather.

All this destruction and death?

It's just God's will -- except for those places that don't believe in
a Christian God.

Serves them right, doesn't it?

By the way, there's an obvious solution to many of these horrors -- to
the Russian heat waves, the violent droughts in Niger, the dead bodies
floating in Pakistan, the floods in China:

Do not go there.

Do not go to these terrible, hot, messy places.

It's so easy!

I mean, so what if giant icebergs four times the size of Manhattan are
suddenly breaking off in Greenland?

That's happening way, way up there.

I'm overconsuming energy and blocking out inconvenient truths way, way
down here.

There is no cause/effect, no connection whatsoever, never mind that
dark, nagging sense of self-wrought doom, deep in my bones.

I know that's just a liberal lie, an implant, completely futile --
just like those failed climate talks in Copenhagen, and the
soon-to-be-failed ones coming up shortly in Mexico.

I mean, whew.

On 19/08/10 01:33, John M. wrote:
> On Aug 18, 6:59 am, Ron House<rho...@smartchat.net.au>  wrote:
>> The recent releases from America's NOAA National Climatic Data Center
>> make a convoluted tangle of misinformation that has tripped up almost
>> everyone - including many climate realists.
>
> <snip>
>
>  From The San Francisco Gate, 8/18/10:
> http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/08/18/notes081810.DTL&nl=fix
>
> Thank God global warming is a hoax
>
> By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
>
> I mean, right?
>
> You know?
>
> Because gosh Jesus in angry apocalyptic heaven, wouldn't it be just
> terrible if it were all true?
 >...
 > and they are all totally full of it because they are clearly in
 > cahoots with Nazi Liberal Jesus, the solar panel manufacturers and the
 > hippies who want me to compost my KFC Double Down wrapper.

Thanks for that link. The sfgate article you quoted shows very well what 
complete utter raving loons the media pushers of the AGW scam really are.

-- 
Ron House
Building Peace: http://peacelegacy.org
Australian Birds: http://wingedhearts.org
Principle of Goodness academic site: http://principleofgoodness.net

On Aug 30, 4:17 am, Ron House <rho...@smartchat.net.au> wrote:
> On 19/08/10 01:33, John M. wrote:
>
> > On Aug 18, 6:59 am, Ron House<rho...@smartchat.net.au>  wrote:
> >> The recent releases from America's NOAA National Climatic Data Center
> >> make a convoluted tangle of misinformation that has tripped up almost
> >> everyone - including many climate realists.
>
> > <snip>
>
> >  From The San Francisco Gate, 8/18/10:
> >http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/article.cgi?f=/g/a/2010/08/18/notes0818...
>
> > Thank God global warming is a hoax
>
> > By Mark Morford, SF Gate Columnist
>
> > I mean, right?
>
> > You know?
>
> > Because gosh Jesus in angry apocalyptic heaven, wouldn't it be just
> > terrible if it were all true?
>
>  >...
>  > and they are all totally full of it because they are clearly in
>  > cahoots with Nazi Liberal Jesus, the solar panel manufacturers and the
>  > hippies who want me to compost my KFC Double Down wrapper.
>
> Thanks for that link. The sfgate article you quoted shows very well what
> complete utter raving loons the media pushers of the AGW scam really are.

Here's another link you need. Buy one today:

http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Irony_meter

On 30/08/10 18:02, John M. wrote:
> On Aug 30, 4:17 am, Ron House<rho...@smartchat.net.au>  wrote:

>> Thanks for that link. The sfgate article you quoted shows very well what
>> complete utter raving loons the media pushers of the AGW scam really are.
>
> Here's another link you need. Buy one today:
>
> http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Irony_meter

There are some issues where the sincere doings of the afflicted are 
worse than human ingenuity can conceive in the imagination, and thus 
distinguishing irony from reality is impossible.  :-)

-- 
Ron House
Building Peace: http://peacelegacy.org
Australian Birds: http://wingedhearts.org
Principle of Goodness academic site: http://principleofgoodness.net

On Aug 31, 2:49 am, Ron House <rho...@smartchat.net.au> wrote:
> On 30/08/10 18:02, John M. wrote:
>
> > On Aug 30, 4:17 am, Ron House<rho...@smartchat.net.au>  wrote:
> >> Thanks for that link. The sfgate article you quoted shows very well what
> >> complete utter raving loons the media pushers of the AGW scam really are.
>
> > Here's another link you need. Buy one today:
>
> >http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Irony_meter
>
> There are some issues where the sincere doings of the afflicted are
> worse than human ingenuity can conceive in the imagination, and thus
> distinguishing irony from reality is impossible.  :-)

You'll probably find something like that here:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_eponymous_laws

Poe's Law is close, but is specific to parodies of religious
fundamentalism.