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2 total messages Started by KrakAttiK Mon, 19 Apr 2004 05:37
Re: Seal hunt begins; IFAW bears witness
#195
Author: KrakAttiK
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 05:37
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On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:31:12 -0400, Olaf Timandahaff
<Timandahaff@myrealbox.com> wrote:

>The game never ends, when, KrakAttiK <moodswings@derekm.plus.C0M>'s
>whole world depends, on the turn of a friendly card:
>
>>On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:42:22 GMT, "Invective" <Nowhere@rogers.com>
>>wrote:
>>
>>>
>>>"pearl" <tea@signguestbook.ie> wrote in message
>>>news:c5uosa$g73$1@kermit.esat.net...
>>>> Harp seals and Cod
>>>> Questions and Answers
>>>
>>>Oh spare us your bullshit. Five millions seals don't have an effect on fish
>>>stocks? What do you think they eat, seaweed?
>>>A full grown seal can swallow 30 pounds of fish every day. How much fish do
>>>you think 150 MILLION pounds a day is?
>>
>>Shame your simple mind doesn't connect over fishing with the decline.
>>Then you are clearly a buttwipe so go figure.
>>
>See what happens?
>You loutish Europeans sucked up all our cod with your factory ships.
>Nothing but seal left to eat now.

Nothing to do with eating seal, it's about beating the crap out of
them.

Anyway it's the frogs and spanish who are sucking the oceans dry, we
just stand by and let them do it!

>>>Oh, but the fish aren't cute, and don't have big brown eyes, and aren' furry
>>>and cuuuuuuutte.
>>
>>I don't know I think they are.
>>
>I like to suck trout brains out through the eye socket, I think that's
>cute.

Not very hard though. Now if you tried it on me that would be another
story.

>>>Bloody phony British animal lovers.  You've hunted every single animal
>>>bigger than a badger to extermination and now *you're* trying to lecture
>>>*us* on taking care of animals?
>>
>>Because you're too stupid to understand compassion. Do you live in the
>>woods, when was the last time you met another human, have you ever?
>>
>You really are a Crackhead!

They were simple questions. Do you have a gun?

>We _all_ live in the forest and never see other humans.
>[except when it catches fire]

No actually. I live in the city of London, M'am comes to tea every
week.

>>And anyway people like you just need a kick up the arse.
>
>Let us know when you start, tough guy!

Like today? go on I'll even pretend to be a defenseless cub seal, come
and try to club me....oik, oik.

>>Cheerio
>
>? 
>
>Ah, go have a wank ya radge.

Ouch you beast.




Cheerio

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to wear noisy little bells on clothes and carry pepper spray. Also watch
for signs of activity: Black bear scat is smaller and contains berries;
grizzly scat has little bells in it and smells like pepper.
Re: Seal hunt begins; IFAW bears witness
#198
Author: Olaf Timandahaff
Date: Mon, 19 Apr 2004 09:11
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The game never ends, when, KrakAttiK <moodswings@derekm.plus.C0M>'s
whole world depends, on the turn of a friendly card:

>On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 21:31:12 -0400, Olaf Timandahaff
><Timandahaff@myrealbox.com> wrote:
>
>>The game never ends, when, KrakAttiK <moodswings@derekm.plus.C0M>'s
>>whole world depends, on the turn of a friendly card:
>>
>>>On Sun, 18 Apr 2004 20:42:22 GMT, "Invective" <Nowhere@rogers.com>
>>>wrote:
>>>
>>>>
>>>>"pearl" <tea@signguestbook.ie> wrote in message
>>>>news:c5uosa$g73$1@kermit.esat.net...
>>>>> Harp seals and Cod
>>>>> Questions and Answers
>>>>
>>>>Oh spare us your bullshit. Five millions seals don't have an effect on fish
>>>>stocks? What do you think they eat, seaweed?
>>>>A full grown seal can swallow 30 pounds of fish every day. How much fish do
>>>>you think 150 MILLION pounds a day is?
>>>
>>>Shame your simple mind doesn't connect over fishing with the decline.
>>>Then you are clearly a buttwipe so go figure.
>>>
>>See what happens?
>>You loutish Europeans sucked up all our cod with your factory ships.
>>Nothing but seal left to eat now.
>
>Nothing to do with eating seal, it's about beating the crap out of
>them.
>
The tenderizing part of the process?

>Anyway it's the frogs and spanish who are sucking the oceans dry, we
>just stand by and let them do it!
>
Well that's true enough, they were trying to eat all our Turbot, but
the Tobinater fixed them with his Turbot fingernail rhetoric.

>>>>Oh, but the fish aren't cute, and don't have big brown eyes, and aren' furry
>>>>and cuuuuuuutte.
>>>
>>>I don't know I think they are.
>>>
>>I like to suck trout brains out through the eye socket, I think that's
>>cute.
>
>Not very hard though. Now if you tried it on me that would be another
>story.
>
Don't worry about it, I'm an omnivore, not a cannibal. Your brain is
safe!

>>>>Bloody phony British animal lovers.  You've hunted every single animal
>>>>bigger than a badger to extermination and now *you're* trying to lecture
>>>>*us* on taking care of animals?
>>>
>>>Because you're too stupid to understand compassion. Do you live in the
>>>woods, when was the last time you met another human, have you ever?
>>>
>>You really are a Crackhead!
>
>They were simple questions. Do you have a gun?
>
Me? No, I make do with cleverly disguised pits and snares.

>>We _all_ live in the forest and never see other humans.
>>[except when it catches fire]
>
>No actually. I live in the city of London, M'am comes to tea every
>week.
>
Those Corgi's look kind of appetizing, see if you can snag one for us?

>>>And anyway people like you just need a kick up the arse.
>>
>>Let us know when you start, tough guy!
>
>Like today? go on I'll even pretend to be a defenseless cub seal, come
>and try to club me....oik, oik.
>
I gotta go to work so maybe another time. 

"oik, oik"?  Is that you Mark Knopfler?

>>>Cheerio
>>
>>? 
>>
>>Ah, go have a wank ya radge.
>
>Ouch you beast.
>
I knew that one would drive you into a frenzy!

I gotta go, my house is literally melting.
Dam this Hothouse Effect!


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        Don Van Vliet
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