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22 total messages Started by Tony Balthazar Feronni III Thu, 13 Apr 2000 00:00
Em in misc storm horror
#25
Author: Tony Balthazar Feronni III
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 00:00
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Dear Em

Until recently I was deeply in love with you.
However reading your comments on birmingham.misc and I quote:

Can i just say that b.misc is getting like ulb, and 'that lot' are not even
on it..

Then all I can say is:

poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
em did a poo in her shoe

so there!

Tony 'offended' Feronni
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#26
Author: Tim Dunne
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 00:00
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"Tony Balthazar Feronni III" <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955629682.6463.3.nnrp-04.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...

<snip stuff>

Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....

Tim Dunne
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#27
Author: Joanne Green
Date: Thu, 13 Apr 2000 00:00
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Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....
>

errrrrr........where are you then?

JoJo
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#28
Author: Tim Dunne
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00
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"Joanne Green" <jlgreen@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:8d5esl$hvp$1@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>
> Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....
> >
>
> errrrrr........where are you then?

Birmingham.misc, responding to a trolled crosspost like a prat, apparently.

Thank you and good night.

Tim Dunne

P.S. How *are* your brassicas?
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#29
Author: Dead in the Head
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00
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She is now Emma the Tremor, trembling Tinker-smell.
      from a Brittish Poet n ryme n verse :-)
Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955629682.6463.3.nnrp-04.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
> Dear Em
>
> Until recently I was deeply in love with you.
> However reading your comments on birmingham.misc and I quote:
>
> Can i just say that b.misc is getting like ulb, and 'that lot' are not
even
> on it..
>
> Then all I can say is:
>
> poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
> em did a poo in her shoe
>
> so there!
>
> Tony 'offended' Feronni
>
>
>
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#30
Author: Dead in the Head
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00
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in a ditch :-)
Joanne Green <jlgreen@btinternet.com> wrote in message
news:8d5esl$hvp$1@neptunium.btinternet.com...
>
> Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
>
> > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....
> >
>
> errrrrr........where are you then?
>
> JoJo
>
>
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#31
Author: Poso
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00
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In article <38f6c9a9.0@news2.cluster1.telinco.net>, "Dead in the Head" <blackbob@blackstreet.com> wrote:
>She is now Emma the Tremor, trembling Tinker-smell.
>      from a Brittish Poet n ryme n verse :-)
>Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
>news:955629682.6463.3.nnrp-04.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...

Whoever left the door to the special unit open can they please close it.

And get the bus out for another round up.
I think some more have escaped and gained access to PC's.
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#32
Author: Owen
Date: Fri, 14 Apr 2000 00:00
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"No, No, Nooo!!! Your not taking me back there!!!"

*lol*
Owen


"Poso" <brum_misc@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:8d6p4q$cso$1@pheidippides.axion.bt.co.uk...
> In article <38f6c9a9.0@news2.cluster1.telinco.net>, "Dead in the Head"
<blackbob@blackstreet.com> wrote:
> >She is now Emma the Tremor, trembling Tinker-smell.
> >      from a Brittish Poet n ryme n verse :-)
> >Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> >news:955629682.6463.3.nnrp-04.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> Whoever left the door to the special unit open can they please close it.
>
> And get the bus out for another round up.
> I think some more have escaped and gained access to PC's.
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#33
Author: Little Miss Muffett
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 00:00
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Apparently, Tony Balthazar Feronni III, posted the following message to
birmingham.misc, on Thu, 13 Apr 2000 12:39:13 +0100:

=   Dear Em
=   
=   Until recently I was deeply in love with you.
=   However reading your comments on birmingham.misc and I quote:
Didn't that come x-posted to ulb then?

=   Can i just say that b.misc is getting like ulb, and 'that lot' are not even
=   on it..
I think jaime and poso could have a 'most juvenile' competition..  Wasn't
talking about you my dear tony, who graced my humble pub with his
presence....  At least McCrackpot has left well alone for a bit

(question:  do you think jaime is mccrackpot??)

=   Then all I can say is:
=   
=   poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
=   em did a poo in her shoe

and you'll come third in the afore mentioned competition :o)

em
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#34
Author: Little Miss Muffett
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 00:00
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Apparently, Joanne Green, posted the following message to birmingham.misc,
on Thu, 13 Apr 2000 22:40:48 +0100:

=   
=   Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
=   news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
=   
=   > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....
=   >
=   
=   errrrrr........where are you then?

Birmingham.misc

em
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#35
Author: Little Miss Muffett
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 00:00
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Please don't misspell my name.

Thank you

em

Apparently, Dead in the Head, posted the following message to
birmingham.misc, on Fri, 14 Apr 2000 06:30:01 GMT:

=   She is now Emma the Tremor, trembling Tinker-smell.
=         from a Brittish Poet n ryme n verse :-)
=   Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
=   news:955629682.6463.3.nnrp-04.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
=   > Dear Em
=   >
=   > Until recently I was deeply in love with you.
=   > However reading your comments on birmingham.misc and I quote:
=   >
=   > Can i just say that b.misc is getting like ulb, and 'that lot' are not
=   even
=   > on it..
=   >
=   > Then all I can say is:
=   >
=   > poo poo poo poo poo poo poo
=   > em did a poo in her shoe
=   >
=   > so there!
=   >
=   > Tony 'offended' Feronni
=   >
=   >
=   >
=   
I LOVE EM AGAIN
#36
Author: Tony Balthazar Feronni III
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 00:00
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I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky does!

em 4 tf



"Little Miss Muffett" <sweething@unforgettable.com> wrote in message
news:38fad302.677869@news.dial.pipex.com...
> Apparently, Joanne Green, posted the following message to birmingham.misc,
> on Thu, 13 Apr 2000 22:40:48 +0100:
>
> =
> =   Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> =   news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> =
> =   > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your
money....
> =   >
> =
> =   errrrrr........where are you then?
>
> Birmingham.misc
>
> em
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#37
Author: Johnston Forsyth
Date: Sat, 15 Apr 2000 00:00
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Are You Fat Boy Slim uh uh?
I make Ice melt.
You make Ice-scream.
Italy is for Idiots.
when in Rome, roam.
an Idiotic Roman, Italian.
with Turkish connections.
from Turkey.
Galatasary v Leeds.
I`m Leggo Man.
from Amsterdam.
Holland n Daffodills.
hash n pills, crack n coke.
believe that.....then,
You`re the Joke.
As I don`t smoke.
I`m just a squidgly likkle Kid.
with an I/Q 146 n a bit.
more on that score.
someone knocking
at My door.
Hello to YOU
I`m Pinky the Poo.


Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955795879.29467.0.nnrp-11.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
> I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky does!
>
> em 4 tf
>
>
>
> "Little Miss Muffett" <sweething@unforgettable.com> wrote in message
> news:38fad302.677869@news.dial.pipex.com...
> > Apparently, Joanne Green, posted the following message to
birmingham.misc,
> > on Thu, 13 Apr 2000 22:40:48 +0100:
> >
> > =
> > =   Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > =   news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> > =
> > =   > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your
> money....
> > =   >
> > =
> > =   errrrrr........where are you then?
> >
> > Birmingham.misc
> >
> > em
>
>
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#38
Author: Badass McFunk
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955795879.29467.0.nnrp-11.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
> I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky does!
>
> em 4 tf


You don't love her, you just want her to suck your smelly cock.

Anyway, I'm not buying her one.

Treat Em mean, keep Em keen.
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#39
Author: Little Miss Muffett
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Apparently, Badass McFunk, posted the following message to birmingham.misc,
on Sun, 16 Apr 2000 03:12:08 +0100:

=   
=   Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
=   news:955795879.29467.0.nnrp-11.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
=   > I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky does!
=   >
=   > em 4 tf
=   
=   
=   You don't love her, you just want her to suck your smelly cock.
=   
=   Anyway, I'm not buying her one.
=   
=   Treat Em mean, keep Em keen.

Or not, as the case may be :o)

Didn't i tell you i'm shagging someone else ;o)

em
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#40
Author: Little Miss Muffett
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Apparently, Tony Balthazar Feronni III, posted the following message to
birmingham.misc, on Sat, 15 Apr 2000 11:42:34 +0100:

=   I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky does!

Won't be difficult!  Even a  cadbury cream egg will be bigger :o)

but i love you anyways

em
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#41
Author: Nick "Chopper" Boogie
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Little Miss Muffett <sweething@unforgettable.com> wrote in message
news:38f92916.449778@news.dial.pipex.com...
> Apparently, Badass McFunk, posted the following message to
birmingham.misc,
> on Sun, 16 Apr 2000 03:12:08 +0100:
> =   You don't love her, you just want her to suck your smelly cock.
> =
> =   Anyway, I'm not buying her one.
> =
> =   Treat Em mean, keep Em keen.
>
> Or not, as the case may be :o)
>
> Didn't i tell you i'm shagging someone else ;o)
>
> em

Yeah, shes been seeing me.


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Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#42
Author: Badass McFunk
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Little Miss Muffett  <not-so-sweething@veryforgettable.com


> =   You don't love her, you just want her to suck your smelly cock.
> =
> =   Anyway, I'm not buying her one.
> =
> =   Treat Em mean, keep Em keen.
>
> Or not, as the case may be :o)
>
> Didn't i tell you i'm shagging someone else ;o)


I'm shagging loads, and as you were bottom of my 'emergency reserves' shag
list anyway, I couldn't care less!

Tony wants to try you out, and I said I'd try and sort it for him. So how
about it??
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#43
Author: Joanne Green
Date: Sun, 16 Apr 2000 00:00
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Badass McFunk <james@killergroove.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955900710.1345.0.nnrp-01.d4e57377@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> I'm shagging loads, and as you were bottom of my 'emergency reserves' shag
> list anyway, I couldn't care less!
>
> Tony wants to try you out, and I said I'd try and sort it for him. So how
> about it??
>


New men eh?  Don't you just love 'em?!?!?

JoJo
I LOVE EM AGAIN EVEN MORE
#44
Author: Tony Balthazar Feronni III
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 00:00
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Thank You my Angel!

"Little Miss Muffett" <sweething@unforgettable.com> wrote in message
news:38fa292f.474092@news.dial.pipex.com...
> Apparently, Tony Balthazar Feronni III, posted the following message to
> birmingham.misc, on Sat, 15 Apr 2000 11:42:34 +0100:
>
> =   I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky
does!
>
> Won't be difficult!  Even a  cadbury cream egg will be bigger :o)
>
> but i love you anyways
>
> em
>
>
Re: Em in misc storm horror
#45
Author: Jamie Ok?
Date: Mon, 17 Apr 2000 00:00
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Hi Daddy
Dead in the Head <blackbob@blackstreet.com> wrote in message
news:38f6cc8b.0@news2.cluster1.telinco.net...
> in a ditch :-)
> Joanne Green <jlgreen@btinternet.com> wrote in message
> news:8d5esl$hvp$1@neptunium.btinternet.com...
> >
> > Tim Dunne <timdunne@bluesparks.freeserve.co.uk> wrote in message
> > news:8d554q$vdl$1@newsg2.svr.pol.co.uk...
> >
> > > Stay here mate, you get a different class of insult for your money....
> > >
> >
> > errrrrr........where are you then?
> >
> > JoJo
> >
> >
>
>
Re: I LOVE EM AGAIN
#46
Author: The Poet
Date: Tue, 18 Apr 2000 00:00
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He`s really very funny sonny
in buying Easter-eggs for Christmas.
Funky the Wingless critter
sniffing into em`s little shitter.
Badass McFunk <james@killergroove.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
news:955851040.14905.0.nnrp-12.d4e57377@news.demon.co.uk...
>
> Tony Balthazar Feronni III <tony@aris.demon.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:955795879.29467.0.nnrp-11.c1edc60c@news.demon.co.uk...
> > I really do and I'm going to buy her a bigger Easter Egg than Funky
does!
> >
> > em 4 tf
>
>
> You don't love her, you just want her to suck your smelly cock.
>
> Anyway, I'm not buying her one.
>
> Treat Em mean, keep Em keen.
>
>
>
>
>
>
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