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Meeting! What meeting? Read this will you. Heard of self selection.

FROM: Scottish UseNet Monitoring Group.
REAL E-MAIL: augustus@breathemail.net

My colleagues and I are constructing a questionnaire schedule dealing
with the following question:

Why is it that a certain type of personality is attracted to the role
and function of voluntary usenet nanny?

We think you may be able to help.

We don't mean the anti-porn squad punters amongst you. They do a good
brave , commendable and worth while job. They are to be applauded.

No! Net Nannies on the other hand are mean snivelling little
micro-cephalics who have got little else to do other than to spend their
time checking if you are on topic , your language is clean , grammar and
syntax are adequate , spelling is as per the Poxford Dictionary , and of
course detection of cross posting , multiple topics , net etiquet and
manners. They usually cluster around what they percieve to be a female
poster. Choosen no doubt because of the level of male essence rampaging
aimlessly around their circulation. Experts in the art of anal lavage ,
arse licking like there is no tomorrow. You must recogise them , the "me
too's" , the "right on that got im" brigade , electronic sycophants. Good
examples for those who feel that the nations gene pool has finally hit
rock bottom. Bearers of a brain which has never developed beyond its
hypothalmus. I am not going to describe the female of the genre. All
they do is take up bandwidth and Gods good air.

They rarely have anything to contribute to the matter at hand. Tend to
be mercifully free from the ravages of intelligence or , for that matter ,
the discipline of logical thought. Nor do they allow what lamentabley
passes for a brain to be handicapped by the scientific method. Objective
facts! Well informed and thought out opinion! Get a grip , as far the
average net nanny is concerned they only get in the way of prejudice ,
intolerance and down right stupidity. Rational thought is out. Any
suspicion of fun and they are on the 'phone to the Happiness Police. All
of this probably isn't helped by the fact that they get the shit ripped
out of them by their friends , colleagues and the manauge which passes
for a familly (We use terms such as friends and colleagues loosely ).

To get back to our original question. Why is this particular personality
type attracted to the role and function of NettNanny?  You may ask
yourself why is he posting to me in this news group?  Well. It is quite
possible that you may be able to answer this question. In fact after
reading your stuff we are convinced that the answer lies under your
skull , and of those of your pals in this news group. Would you care to
complete a detailed questionnaire? If you need a hand you can always get
your community nurse to give you one(!). This questionnaire will be
confidential and annonymous. Your identity will not be revealed , (no
need to get any more shit ripped out of you than can be avoided.)

Give our request consideration and reply to this news group when what
ever demons are torrmenting the life out of you give you a bit of peace.
You will be making a valuable contribution to humanity in general and
readers of this news group in particular.

Now you make sure that you have a nice day.

Regards ,

C�ruthers C�rstairs-McKrak�n

UseNet Monitring Group
Room 101
St.Andrews House
Connel Park
Scotland
 
 

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Return to  : That e-mail address is duff. Spam Proofing.
Real e-mail: augustus@breathemail.net
Feel Free to Contact the Group.
     O---------UseNet-Monitoring-Group---------O
     | Objectives:                             |
     | 1) Conduct research into NetNannies     |
     |    as a socially excluded and deprived  |
     |    group of sad people.                 |
     | 2) Give advice on NetNannie infestation |                              |
     |    where detected , free of charge.      |
     | 3) Expose NetNannies for what they are. |
     | 4) Offer help to the afflicted          |
     | 5) Free the net from head bangers.      |
     |    Give it back to the people.          |
     +----This-Is-A-Public-Service-Posting-----+

From:    C�ruthers C�rstairs-McKrak�n
Address: Floor 101
         St.Andrews House
         Connel Park
         Ayrshire
         Scotland
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