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Started by Samantha Koehn
Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:32
Father Christmas
Author: Samantha Koehn
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:32
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Tell me the truth, does he really exist? If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him? Thank you. Sammy. --
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Major Upturn
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:40
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"Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote
> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
No.
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Krustov
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 17:51
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<uk.local.glasgow> <Samantha Koehn > <Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC)> <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net> > Tell me the truth, does he really exist? > Yes .
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Peter
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:00
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"Krustov" <me@privacy.net> wrote in message news:MPG.1fbc2994c51b8eeb98a18e@news.newsreader.com... > <uk.local.glasgow> > <Samantha Koehn > > <Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC)> > <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net> > >> Tell me the truth, does he really exist? >> > > Yes . And he's relocated to Nigeria, but needs help getting capital out of Lappland.
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Badger Shame
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:09
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Samantha Koehn Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com wrote in
<xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net>:
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> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>
I'm afraid that following yesterday's US mid term elections, Father
Christmas has decided that it is time for new leadership at the North
Pole, and has offered his resignation. He hopes to be able to spend more
time with his reindeer.
> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>
Sorry. That's a matter of international security and if I told you I would
then have to kill you.
You could try looking in the phone book.
--
eric
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Flyer
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:59
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 18:59
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"Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>
> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>
The truth? you can't handle the truth! (sorry, couldn't resist)
Yes, of course he exists. Haven't you seen Miracle on 34th Street?
P.
Re: Father Christmas
Author: mogga
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 19:47
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On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC), "Samantha Koehn "
<Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote:
>Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>
>If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>
>Thank you.
>
>Sammy.
The post office used to reply to the letters they got addressed to
santa.
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Free Christmas Cards
http://www.christmasfreebies.co.uk/christmas-cards.htm
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Boz
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:14
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:14
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"Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
Maybe ;-)
Re: Father Christmas
Author: DVH
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:30
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 20:30
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"Badger Shame" <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote in message
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> Samantha Koehn Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com wrote in
> <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net>:
>>
>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>
>
> I'm afraid that following yesterday's US mid term elections, Father
> Christmas has decided that it is time for new leadership at the North
> Pole, and has offered his resignation. He hopes to be able to spend more
> time with his reindeer.
>
>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>
>
> Sorry. That's a matter of international security and if I told you I would
> then have to kill you.
Is that a threat?
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Ginchy
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:11
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 21:11
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"Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>
> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>
> Thank you.
>
> Sammy.
>
> --
Yes he does and he looks after Nessie!
>
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Badger Shame
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:07
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:07
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mogga di@NOSPAMPLEASEmogga.com wrote in
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> On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC), "Samantha Koehn "
> <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
> >Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
> >
> >If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
> >
> >Thank you.
>
> The post office used to reply to the letters they got addressed to
> santa.
>
That's always struck me as being very wrong. They, of all people, should
know you shouldn't open somebody else's mail.
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eric
www.ericjarvis.co.uk
"live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Badger Shame
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:16
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:16
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Badger Shame <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk>, the basket weaver, caterwauled: > That's always struck me<BITCHSLAP> /B/itchy /A/nal-intruder who likes /D/ebilitating /G/um-jobbing with /E/lks. /R/ubbishy /S/an fransisco cowboy who likes /H/eavy-handed /A/nus bludgeoning with /M/uskrats. /E/el-eater.
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Mogga
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:17
Date: Wed, 08 Nov 2006 22:17
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On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 22:07:53 -0000, Badger Shame <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote: >> >> >Tell me the truth, does he really exist? >> > >> >If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him? >> > >> >Thank you. >> >> The post office used to reply to the letters they got addressed to >> santa. >> > >That's always struck me as being very wrong. They, of all people, should >know you shouldn't open somebody else's mail. Hohoho. Actually all we did was pile them into a special section. What they actually did with them I don't know. I always assumed they replied.
Re: Father Christmas
Author: ah
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:01
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 01:01
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Badger Shame wrote: > Badger Shame <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk>, the basket weaver, caterwauled: > >> That's always struck me<BITCHSLAP> > > /B/itchy > /A/nal-intruder who likes > /D/ebilitating > /G/um-jobbing with > /E/lks. > /R/ubbishy > > /S/an fransisco cowboy who likes > /H/eavy-handed > /A/nus bludgeoning with > /M/uskrats. > /E/el-eater. > > Forward slashes are not allowed in demon.local Please see the FAQ. It's a good idea to read a while before playing with one's keyboard. -- ah
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Desk Rabbit
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:25
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 10:25
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Samantha Koehn wrote: > Tell me the truth, does he really exist? > > If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him? > > Thank you. > > Sammy. > Of course he exists! Most Round Tables help him out each year to visit all the children in their area. Here is an example :- http://www.kenilworthroundtable.com/float.asp Find out when he is in your area and hand him your letter personally. Saves on stamps ;-)
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:00
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"Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> verbally sodomised in
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> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>
> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>
> Thank you.
>
> Sammy.
>
He did until I killed him.
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:01
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mogga <di@NOSPAMPLEASEmogga.com> verbally sodomised in
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> On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC), "Samantha Koehn "
> <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote:
>
>>Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>
>>If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>
>>Thank you.
>>
>>Sammy.
>
> The post office used to reply to the letters they got addressed to
> santa.
Wow, I thought it was just a building. It was alive all this time.
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:01
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Badger Shame <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> verbally sodomised in
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> mogga di@NOSPAMPLEASEmogga.com wrote in
> <b1d4l2plrtq5njs1h051rmkgg3i790egcs@4ax.com>:
>> On Wed, 8 Nov 2006 17:32:54 +0000 (UTC), "Samantha Koehn "
>> <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> wrote:
>>
>> >Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>> >
>> >If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>> >
>> >Thank you.
>>
>> The post office used to reply to the letters they got addressed to
>> santa.
>>
>
> That's always struck me as being very wrong. They, of all people, should
> know you shouldn't open somebody else's mail.
>
Neil Barker and John Kaye open other people's emails.
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 22:03
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"DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised in
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> "Badger Shame" <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1fbc2db614810dd198977e@www.motzarella.org...
>> Samantha Koehn Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com wrote in
>> <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net>:
>>>
>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>
>>
>> I'm afraid that following yesterday's US mid term elections, Father
>> Christmas has decided that it is time for new leadership at the North
>> Pole, and has offered his resignation. He hopes to be able to spend
>> more time with his reindeer.
>>
>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>
>>
>> Sorry. That's a matter of international security and if I told you I
>> would then have to kill you.
>
> Is that a threat?
>
>
>
Do you hate freedom?
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: Badger Shame
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:20
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Phil Kyle philkyle2003@hotmail.com wrote in <ej08jk$376$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com>: > "DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised in > news:l7r4h.25105$Ib.11920@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net: > > > Is that a threat? > > Do you hate freedom? > First one hates freedom, then the whole damn world hates freedom. Nostalgia. That's what we hate. -- eric www.ericjarvis.co.uk "live fast, die only if strictly necessary"
Re: Father Christmas
Author: ah
Date: Thu, 09 Nov 2006 23:50
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Phil Kyle wrote:
> "Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net:
>
>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>
>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>
>> Thank you.
>>
>> Sammy.
>>
>
> He did until I killed him.
>
>
You evul man!
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ah
Re: Father Christmas
Author: DVH
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 06:40
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"Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> "DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:l7r4h.25105$Ib.11920@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net:
>
>>
>> "Badger Shame" <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote in message
>> news:MPG.1fbc2db614810dd198977e@www.motzarella.org...
>>> Samantha Koehn Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com wrote in
>>> <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net>:
>>>>
>>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>>
>>>
>>> I'm afraid that following yesterday's US mid term elections, Father
>>> Christmas has decided that it is time for new leadership at the North
>>> Pole, and has offered his resignation. He hopes to be able to spend
>>> more time with his reindeer.
>>>
>>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>>
>>>
>>> Sorry. That's a matter of international security and if I told you I
>>> would then have to kill you.
>>
>> Is that a threat?
>>
>>
>>
>
> Do you hate freedom?
Why do you support terrorism?
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:57
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"DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised in
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> "Phil Kyle" <philkyle2003@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:ej08jk$376$1@blackhelicopter.databasix.com...
>> "DVH" <dvh@vhvhvhvh.com> verbally sodomised in
>> news:l7r4h.25105$Ib.11920@newsfe1-gui.ntli.net:
>>
>>>
>>> "Badger Shame" <usenet@ericjarvis.co.uk> wrote in message
>>> news:MPG.1fbc2db614810dd198977e@www.motzarella.org...
>>>> Samantha Koehn Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com wrote in
>>>> <xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net>:
>>>>>
>>>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> I'm afraid that following yesterday's US mid term elections, Father
>>>> Christmas has decided that it is time for new leadership at the North
>>>> Pole, and has offered his resignation. He hopes to be able to spend
>>>> more time with his reindeer.
>>>>
>>>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> Sorry. That's a matter of international security and if I told you I
>>>> would then have to kill you.
>>>
>>> Is that a threat?
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>> Do you hate freedom?
>
> Why do you support terrorism?
>
>
>
Yes, I gave a Taliban bloke a knee up the other day.
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Fri, 10 Nov 2006 15:57
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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> verbally sodomised in
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> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> "Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> verbally sodomised
>> in news:xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net:
>>
>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>
>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>
>>> Thank you.
>>>
>>> Sammy.
>>>
>>
>> He did until I killed him.
>>
>>
>
> You evul man!
Well he was all jolly and happy and generous. He had no business being in
DL.
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Re: Father Christmas
Author: ah
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 00:10
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Phil Kyle wrote:
> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> verbally sodomised in
> news:4553b062$0$25960$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com:
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>> Phil Kyle wrote:
>>> "Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> verbally sodomised
>>> in news:xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net:
>>>
>>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>>
>>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>>
>>>> Thank you.
>>>>
>>>> Sammy.
>>>>
>>>
>>> He did until I killed him.
>>>
>>>
>>
>> You evul man!
>
> Well he was all jolly and happy and generous. He had no business being in
> DL.
*frolics*
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ah
Re: Father Christmas
Author: Phil Kyle
Date: Sat, 11 Nov 2006 15:12
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ah <splifingate@gmail.com> verbally sodomised in
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> Phil Kyle wrote:
>> ah <splifingate@gmail.com> verbally sodomised in
>> news:4553b062$0$25960$8f2e0ebb@news.shared-secrets.com:
>>
>>> Phil Kyle wrote:
>>>> "Samantha Koehn " <Samantha-Koehn{un}@hotmail.com> verbally sodomised
>>>> in news:xn0ethbzf5x9sc000@privacy.net:
>>>>
>>>>> Tell me the truth, does he really exist?
>>>>>
>>>>> If he does, has anyone got an address so that I can write to him?
>>>>>
>>>>> Thank you.
>>>>>
>>>>> Sammy.
>>>>>
>>>>
>>>> He did until I killed him.
>>>>
>>>>
>>>
>>> You evul man!
>>
>> Well he was all jolly and happy and generous. He had no business being
>> in DL.
>
> *frolics*
*bollocks*
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