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Re: Say AH

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From: Scout
Date: Sat, 02 Sep 2006 00:46
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Holly wrote:
> Alan Holmes wrote:
>> "Holly" <noon_union@yahoo.com> wrote in message
>> news:w-WdnVt1sqV0MWXZnZ2dnUVZ_qidnZ2d@comcast.com...
>>> ah wrote:
>>>> Holly wrote:
>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>> Holly wrote:
>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>> Holly wrote:
>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>> Holly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>> ricardianno@spambtinternet.com wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>> ah wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>> Holly wrote:
>>>>>>>>>>>>>> I WILL NOT!  You Creme Bluejay
>>>>>>>>>>>>> 'Creme Bluejay' . . . that's the most subtle derogation I've
>>>>>>>>>>>>> seen in a while.
>>>>>>>>>>>> "Creme" - an influence from our old colony, or a strangulated
>>>>>>>>>>>> form of Franglais.
>>>>>>>>>>> As in "Creme Brulee" with a crunchy Turbinado sugar glaze.
>>>>>>>>>> Mmmm . . . turbinado.
>>>>>>>>> Yummy.
>>>>>>>>> BTW Did you see Mike's link to the colon thing?  Yuck.  Well, I have
>>>>>>>>> an idea
>>>>>>>>> about why he's so annoying.  I think his emotional age is about
>>>>>>>>> ten --
>>>>>>>>> like a fifth grader.  Yeah.  And I think he's got a crush on me
>>>>>>>>> cause that's
>>>>>>>>> the way Jimmy behaved toward me during recess when I was in fifth
>>>>>>>>> grade.
>>>>>>>>> At first I thought he hated me but then one of his friends told me
>>>>>>>>> he
>>>>>>>>> "really liked" me.  Ew.
>>>>>>>> Punch him in the shoulder.
>>>>>>> But he has coodies!
>>>>>> Tell me you have cootie gloves...
>>>>> Cootie gloves do not work. Lice like hair.  Unless, of course you are a
>>>>> Yeti, your hands have never attracted cooties.  Anyway, I was talking
>>>>> about coodies.   And talk about coodies, I think that Bruce has lost his
>>>>> sense of humor.  No point in punching him when he's down.
>>>> "Live it up!" I say.
>>>>
>>>>> http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=coodies
>>>> Sick!
>>>  I know ... I know ... when will it all end? <said in a Truman Capote
>>> voice>
>> The day you die, and let it be soon!
>>
> 
> Hello Alan Holmes,
> Have we met?  Your social skills need some work.  Usually one saves
> death threats until after the hand shake.
> 
*psst - holly* uh - that hand shake? me thinks his hands are usually 
found in his pants - so - you might want to - well - you know. hth

-- 
Scout: "You can pet him, Mr. Arthur. He's asleep. Couldn't if he was 
awake, though; he wouldn't let you. Go ahead."
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Subject: Re: Say AH
Date: Fri, 01 Sep 2006 20:46:51 -0400
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