🚀 go-pugleaf

Crichton <troll-commander@uklg-desk.uk>
Amazed us with this freakin gem...

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>This group provides too valuable a service to be fucked around with by
>anyone. It is quite obvious, bearing in mind the flawed nature of
>humanity, that all sorts of malignancies will exercise what passes for
>a brain by spewing out paranoid tripe aimed at everybody and anybody.
>Bile and controll freakery should be reserved for the appropriate ng
>hierarchy which in the UK is the uk.local. part. Don't believe me then
>visit uk.local.southwest and see for yourself.
>
>Most folk mis-understand the function of these newsgroups.
>Allow me to explain the function of < uk.local.*> news groups?
>All of them,have been from the very beginning and will be to the very
>end safe play areas for all sorts of rageing nutters, social
>malcontents, controll freaks and malevolent beings. 
>
>You may feel that they should go elsewhere and leave usenet alone.
>But where? The asylums are all closed! What would you have of them?
>Standing in their back yards at midnight howling to the full moon and
>frightining the shit out of the neighbours into the bargain? Have them
>running around shafting masons, suspected werewolves, communists,
>socialists, conservatives and women with vaginal warts by the  dozen?
>OR harmlessly making utter cunts of themselves in a uk.local group?
>Lets face it what is one other cunt amongst the many in these groups??
>I know what I prefer!! The uk.local hierarchy of newsgroups is a
>valuable safety valve which helps to keep society a wee bit more safe.
>It was also set-up to take the pressure of the real and serious news
>groups such as uk.people.disability. Sadly, people whom you would not
>be seen in public with have taken over this group and distorted it to
>their own ends. 
>
>Before busting your solitary neurone working out a reply please
>direct all hoslities (restrict your bile etc) to uk.local. groups such
>as <uk.local.southwest>. Your destructive inane drivel will recieve a
>warm welcome. Give it a try today.
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>You may disagree. I would be interested to hear your opinion and no
>doubt would the rest of the UK hierarchy. 

Fuck off ya brit fag.  No one gives a shit bout your bullshit.