Harvard clay shrimp mines

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3 total messages Started by Pope elect Kretschmer Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:48

#30

Author: Pope elect Kretschmer
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 02:48

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For a devote pimp shredder like myself there's nothing better, IMHO,
than a cranberry facial first thing in the morning.

I like to follow this up by issuing writs on everyone I see that has
hammer-toes - they curdle milk and cause unnecessary childbirth in the
dwarves of Paraguay.

My shoes!

I nearly forgot to tell you about my shoes!

My shoes are MINE! Not YOURS! My shoes are new and require no buffing.

Did I remember to tell you about my shoes?

Save the barnacle.

Re: Harvard clay shrimp mines

#29

Author: Tit kicker
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 03:14

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You're very ill.

I  recommend  immediate suicide.

Go on.  Give it a try.


"Pope elect Kretschmer" <roquefort@dungeons> wrote in message
news:3v4brvora4ar2n16ng4gn7ggnudkie3sh5@4ax.com...
> For a devote pimp shredder like myself there's nothing better, IMHO,
> than a cranberry facial first thing in the morning.
>
> I like to follow this up by issuing writs on everyone I see that has
> hammer-toes - they curdle milk and cause unnecessary childbirth in the
> dwarves of Paraguay.
>
> My shoes!
>
> I nearly forgot to tell you about my shoes!
>
> My shoes are MINE! Not YOURS! My shoes are new and require no buffing.
>
> Did I remember to tell you about my shoes?
>
> Save the barnacle.

Re: Harvard clay shrimp mines

#31

Author: Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip
Date: Sat, 15 Nov 2003 08:36

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The Lord alerted my mind to the presence of this EVIL article by Pope
elect Kretschmer, and I thusly replied: 

> For a devote pimp shredder like myself there's nothing better, IMHO,
> than a cranberry facial first thing in the morning.
> 
> I like to follow this up by issuing writs on everyone I see that has
> hammer-toes - they curdle milk and cause unnecessary childbirth in the
> dwarves of Paraguay.
> 
> My shoes!
> 
> I nearly forgot to tell you about my shoes!
> 
> My shoes are MINE! Not YOURS! My shoes are new and require no buffing.
> 
> Did I remember to tell you about my shoes?
> 
> Save the barnacle.

I vote Yes.

-- 
The Reverend Parson Peter Parsnip

Smiting Revenge Against Sinful Usenet Users Since 1874
"My little finger shall be thicker than my father's loins" - Kings 12:10

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