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My Dear Caruthers,

A "WARRANTEE" is the person who holds a Warrant or a Warranty.
(Chambers 20th Cent Dict)
How a Warrantee can be on top of it (Whatever IT is...) you must illuminate
us all by confirming or expanding your almost but not fully intelligible
post.
Your persistence at posting this pseudo-humour is admirable in that it shows
a complete lack of inhibition and a fair degree of Gallusness. The only
reason I haven't put your nonsense in a kill filter is due to you providing
at least a modicum of rant, which makes up for, to some degree, this current
warm weather souring the milk.
Yours Appreciatively,
HIPPO.



Chris Page <CP@NOTMAIL.COM> wrote in message
news:vuhjgtceha190ji2je5bd6pas1s4ph8ojv@4ax.com...
> Hello again and I would like to thank all those who were courteous
> enough to reply vis-�-vis my recent messages to your newsgroup.
>
> Unfortunately, after a quick perusal of said replies, I have come to
> the sad conclusion that my original statements were not too far wide
> of the mark. This I had scarcely hoped to credit and I derive no
> satisfaction from this state of affairs.
>
> Furthermore, and notwithstanding the foregoing, the senders of the
> replies were an assortment of armchair system-administrators, grumpy
> old bastards, little-Englanders, impotent curtain-twitchers, bloody
> Pharynges, and people who are only on the Internet because they [or a
> relation] knew how to insert a Freeserve CD [and where not to insert
> it, one presumes]. As those of you reading my earlier posts will know
> only too well, the above categories and types of people are,
> collectively, referred to as net-nannies.
>
> To these net-nannies who think they can read headers and get me kicked
> off, well all I can say is that there are upwards of 150 ISPs in Great
> Britain. These headbangers are deluding themselves if they believe
> that they can get rid of me that easily. I have been on the net for
> eight years and will still be here in another eight years time, unlike
> the newbies who have chucked away a grand and a half on a PC from PC
> World which will have given up the ghost long before the warrantee is
> up on it.
>
> In short, and not to put too fine a point on the matter, my recent
> postings have only served to demonstrate.. nay, confirm... that the
> Internet, and USENET in particular, is infested by a group of socially
> deprived sad bastards aka net-nannies. The unity between a net-nannie
> and his or her fellow net-nannie would put the Freemasons or the Grand
> Order of the Moose to shame and I am led to believe that these
> respected organisations have a system known as black-balling to vet,
> from their applicants, those who are psychologically or intellectually
> prone to net-nannyism.
>
> A full report can be seen on contacting the group at the address
> below.
>
> Your good buddy
>
> Carruthers
> --
> Feel Free to Contact the Group.
>
>      O---------UseNet-Monitoring-Group---------O
>      | Objectives:                             |
>      | 1) Conduct research into NetNannies     |
>      |    as a socially excluded and deprived  |
>      |    group of sad people.                 |
>      | 2) Give advice on NetNannie infestation |
>      |    where detected, free of charge.      |
>      | 3) Expose NetNannies for what they are. |
>      | 4) Offer help to the afflicted.         |
>      | 5) Free the net from head bangers.      |
>      |    Give it back to the people.          |
>      +----This-Is-A-Public-Service-Posting-----+
>
>  _________________________________
> From:    Caruthers Carstairs-McKraken
> Address: Room 3085
>          Floor 101
>          St.Andrews House
>          Connel Park
>          Ayrshire
>          Scotland
>

LOL.

Ah, the ironing is delicious...






"Hippo" <fotofixers@btconnect.com> wrote in message
news:lGkO6.4050$26.40328@NewsReader...
> My Dear Caruthers,
>
> A "WARRANTEE" is the person who holds a Warrant or a Warranty.
> (Chambers 20th Cent Dict)
> How a Warrantee can be on top of it (Whatever IT is...) you must
illuminate
> us all by confirming or expanding your almost but not fully intelligible
> post.
> Your persistence at posting this pseudo-humour is admirable in that it
shows
> a complete lack of inhibition and a fair degree of Gallusness. The only
> reason I haven't put your nonsense in a kill filter is due to you
providing
> at least a modicum of rant, which makes up for, to some degree, this
current
> warm weather souring the milk.
> Yours Appreciatively,
> HIPPO.
>
>
>
> Chris Page <CP@NOTMAIL.COM> wrote in message
> news:vuhjgtceha190ji2je5bd6pas1s4ph8ojv@4ax.com...
> > Hello again and I would like to thank all those who were courteous
> > enough to reply vis-�-vis my recent messages to your newsgroup.
> >
> > Unfortunately, after a quick perusal of said replies, I have come to
> > the sad conclusion that my original statements were not too far wide
> > of the mark. This I had scarcely hoped to credit and I derive no
> > satisfaction from this state of affairs.
> >
> > Furthermore, and notwithstanding the foregoing, the senders of the
> > replies were an assortment of armchair system-administrators, grumpy
> > old bastards, little-Englanders, impotent curtain-twitchers, bloody
> > Pharynges, and people who are only on the Internet because they [or a
> > relation] knew how to insert a Freeserve CD [and where not to insert
> > it, one presumes]. As those of you reading my earlier posts will know
> > only too well, the above categories and types of people are,
> > collectively, referred to as net-nannies.
> >
> > To these net-nannies who think they can read headers and get me kicked
> > off, well all I can say is that there are upwards of 150 ISPs in Great
> > Britain. These headbangers are deluding themselves if they believe
> > that they can get rid of me that easily. I have been on the net for
> > eight years and will still be here in another eight years time, unlike
> > the newbies who have chucked away a grand and a half on a PC from PC
> > World which will have given up the ghost long before the warrantee is
> > up on it.
> >
> > In short, and not to put too fine a point on the matter, my recent
> > postings have only served to demonstrate.. nay, confirm... that the
> > Internet, and USENET in particular, is infested by a group of socially
> > deprived sad bastards aka net-nannies. The unity between a net-nannie
> > and his or her fellow net-nannie would put the Freemasons or the Grand
> > Order of the Moose to shame and I am led to believe that these
> > respected organisations have a system known as black-balling to vet,
> > from their applicants, those who are psychologically or intellectually
> > prone to net-nannyism.
> >
> > A full report can be seen on contacting the group at the address
> > below.
> >
> > Your good buddy
> >
> > Carruthers
> > --
> > Feel Free to Contact the Group.
> >
> >      O---------UseNet-Monitoring-Group---------O
> >      | Objectives:                             |
> >      | 1) Conduct research into NetNannies     |
> >      |    as a socially excluded and deprived  |
> >      |    group of sad people.                 |
> >      | 2) Give advice on NetNannie infestation |
> >      |    where detected, free of charge.      |
> >      | 3) Expose NetNannies for what they are. |
> >      | 4) Offer help to the afflicted.         |
> >      | 5) Free the net from head bangers.      |
> >      |    Give it back to the people.          |
> >      +----This-Is-A-Public-Service-Posting-----+
> >
> >  _________________________________
> > From:    Caruthers Carstairs-McKraken
> > Address: Room 3085
> >          Floor 101
> >          St.Andrews House
> >          Connel Park
> >          Ayrshire
> >          Scotland
> >
>
>