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Peter Sammon wrote:

> Ian Molton <spyro@f2s.com> wrote in
> news:20040209041212.344aa859.spyro@f2s.com:
>
> > On Mon, 09 Feb 2004 02:21:44 -0000
> > Peter Sammon <camman722@yahoo.com> wrote:
> >
> >> > I think I'd rather be a brit than belong to the most hated country
> >> > on the planet.
> >>
> >> Canada?
> >
> > Heh. you do realise that almost the entire world (including a ton-load
> > of yanks) *LOVES* Canada? Its ranked No. 1 most desireable place to
> live
> > (USA is only just above the 3rd world  in those rankings)
> >
> > Canada is the country the USA wanted to be but sadly failed to
> become...
>
> Ian, Ian, Ian, tsk, tsk, tsk. Canada is really the fountain of all evil.
> The heartland of terrorism, homeland of Satan and true ringleader of the
> Axis of Evil.
>
> I steal the following liberally:
>
> As Americans, we have several problems with the Canadians:
>
> 1. Canadians make their coins to appear very similar to ours so that
> they can pass off their lower value coinage in our businesses.
>
> 2. Canada refuses to recognize that they are an enclave of the United
> States, even though they are clearly between Alaska and the rest of
> the continental states.
>
> 3. Canada refuses to provide freedom of worship to their citizens,
> being ruled by a minister, instead of a President, as is proper.
>
> 4. Canada takes a unilaterally hostile and threatening posture on
> their southern border by placing a disproportionate number of their
> citizens there.
>
> 5. Canada routinely infiltrates sensitive US military installations,
> such as NORAD headquarters in Colorado.
>
> 6. Canadians show little respect for Americans from the South.
>
> 7. Canada's Gestapo keeps its internal affairs secret by imposing a
> media blackout throughout their country.  This is why you hardly ever
> hear any news about Canada.
>
> 8. Canada sends terrorists to the United States.
>
> 9. Canada has a national anthem that has lyrics that were obviously
> written by some committee.
>
> 10. On August 1814, Canada provided logistic support to England in
> burning down our White House during the War of 1812.  We have never
> forgotten this, and our rage towards Canada and her allies still burns
> hot in our hearts to this very day.
>

11. Bose 901 Made in Canada ;)


>
> I hope that this answers your questions, and helps you to understand
> why we refer to Canada as the "axis of evil".