🚀 go-pugleaf

  The Princess of Wales suffers from rampant bulimia, anorexia,
  and other emotional disorders, she deserves public sympathy.

  Wrong !

  The Princess of Wales is an attention seeking,  selfish,
  stuck up, sour faced old slapper who needs a good seeing 
  to.

  ..but its Noddy's best friend that I feel sorry for. Imagine
  it. You've just come in from a hard days deer culling,
  looking forward to a piece of your favourite Blackforest
  Gateaux, only to find that your Mrs has pebble-dashed the 
  axminster with it ?

  "Fucking Marvellous !! " ......." OK, I'm sorry Diana ...I
  didn't mean it, I forgot that you're ill, so where's that 
  lovely lemon cheesecake that was in the freezer" ?

  "Oh dahling" <Head down> <roll eyeballs> <flutter eyelids>
  <smirk> ..."I have just chucked it up over Harry's mega
  drive ....oh, and I heaved a couple of profiteroles across 
  the sideboard ...but its OK, Nanny will be over later to 
  clean it all up".

  I mean, you just dont need it do ya ? ....old Camilla is 
  definately an eight pint bird ...but at least she keeps
  her fucking dinner down.
 
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