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In article <CzDxx4.1BM@indirect.com>,
Joseph A. Giunta <averon@indirect.com> wrote:
>                          THE INTERNET CONNECTION
>
>Connection is guaranteed at least one electronic mail adress per month, 

Note: the word address is not actually used anywhere in this message.

>refundable, processing fee of $20 to begin your membership, followed by 
>a monthly charge of $5.

Ok.  I'll have my $25 off to you.  Of course, I'm sending Canadian 
dollars, and I'm assuming you'd want 25 UKP from the people in uk.singles.
Better for some, worse for others. 

>	Please keep in mind that the members you will be matched with may 
>not be in your state. If this is a problem for you, please reconsider 
>joining. The Internet Connection accepts members of all race, sex and 
>preference.

'Not in your state'... posted to groups in multiple *continents*.  
Intreaguing.  Of course, he could have meant not in your quantum state, 
or something...

>	Since this service is just beginning, we will waive the 
>initiation fee for the first 100 members. Once we've receive 100 
>applicants, we will begin sending out questionnaires.

I see.  So the ideal solution would be to have a controlled gateway 
upstream of these twits that only allows 100 messages thru to this address.

Oh, you eeeediots.

Bryan
{wow, check out that cross-post!  Need to add some more groups!}
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