🚀 go-pugleaf

In article <Pine.ULT.3.91.960701131944.8292B-100000@rowan>, Gary's
Golden Boot <kgoodall@coventry.ac.uk> writes
>
>From the bitter quill of Sellors:
>
>> >) At least he doesn't live near L*******r.
>
>All together now:
>
>30 miles apart
>never stops us gloating
>3 goals from I-wan
>ne-ver stops us singing
>
>They're going down
>They're going down
>They're go-ing
>Derby's going down

Ok, so I'll take the bait...

Shall we look at the facts, then ?

Fact: The last time DCFC were promoted to the top division, we didn't
get relegated the 1st season. In fact, in the 2nd season we finished
5th. We got relegated when a certain fat person decided to go swimming
in the Med without a life jacket - what a shame.

Fact: The last time the fox-shaggers were promoted to the top division,
they were relegated the first season. Also the time before that.

Fact: The team going up via the play-offs (statistically) nearly always
gets relegated.

Fact: The fox-shaggers have no current internationals.

Fact: DCFC have 4

Fact: Only Birmingham City and Wolves are worse achievers (of the so-
called big clubs) in the midlands than L*******r Shitty.

I really hope that these facts make you realise what a shower you
support.

-- 
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and are probably wrong anyway.
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