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14 total messages Started by Richy Rich Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
*** Yer omeless
#119
Author: Richy Rich
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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  On me way ta work, every mornin, I pass a poster on the 
  Cov Rd. It still ses " Merry Christmas from the Homeless "
  ... it shows some ol git, crowched down in the snow, wrapped
  in a blanket, cuddling a cupasoup.
 
  Well fuck me ! ...instead of blowing their benefits, dole, 
  income support, family credit and other hand outs..... on
  cider, cigarettes and soup......... yer omeless. ave only
  all clubed togever, to pay for a month long nationwide
  poster campaign, just to wish those of us who can be arsed
  to graft for a livin, a merry christmas !!
 
  Well aint that really nice of um !

  I am almost sorry, that I use to fink, they wos a bunch of 
  layabout con-artist scousers, who claim to be potless, but 
  make a major wedge by rippin off yer unsuspectin punter.

--
    ______
    _  /  )
   <_\/__/ @ __  /
     /\   / (_, /^) \_/   <^@  ...big ouse, fast car, fat wallet.
    /  \_,        ___/_____>
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Re: *** Yer omeless
#120
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3100aab3.655200@news.demon.co.uk>
           Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:

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Your sig is too big, sunshine

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Re: *** Yer omeless
#121
Author: marcus durham
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3100aab3.655200@news.demon.co.uk>
           Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:

>   [ lots of mindless drival snipped ] 
>   Well fuck me ! ... [ more crap snipped ]

No thanks, I would rather not, neither I suspect would anyone else.
Goodbye, Im going to kill file you ASAP

> --
>     ______
>     _  /  )
>    <_\/__/ @ __  /
>      /\   / (_, /^) \_/   <^@  ...has a sig thats to big and has no freinds
>     /  \_,        ___/_____>
>                   \_/
> 
> 

-- 
                      -=-    Marcus  Durham   -=-
                Circular logic will only make you dizzy
                            Eldrad must live
Re: *** Yer omeless
#122
Author: Friday
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822264353snz@failsafe.demon.co.uk>
           gw@failsafe.demon.co.uk "Greg Watson" writes:

> In article <822142575snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
>            richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:
> 
> > 
> > Your sig is too big, sunshine
> > 
> 
> Hey Richard, no offence, but I suspect a lot of people don't like being
> called "sunshine". I know I don't.

Like he gives a shit, sunshine. =)

-- 
Well, Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly.

[James Sanderson]
Re: *** Yer omeless
#123
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3101fab4.2788926@news.demon.co.uk>
           Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:

> On Sun, 21 Jan 96 00:18:36 GMT, Mike Fleming
> <Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> wrote:
> 
> >Where's that Birmingham pub meet on the 29th of January 
> >happening now? Have we got a definite location?
> >-- 
> >Mike (DF) Fleming        Greenpeace #567708F
> 
>   Alroyt Worzal.
> 
>   R ya gonna gerrus a Brew in then ? ...or was that a 
>   veiled threat ?  

No, I thought you'd get me a lager shandy in (if I'm on the 
bike...). I dunno, you Solihull people, you're so bloody tight 
your bums squeak...

And Simon's just confirmed it's at PJs by the Arcadian on Hurst 
Street. 29th January, 8.00 pm, by the pinball table. Did you get 
that in d.l?

>   BTW.....despite having a body like Arnold Swarzenigger,
>   I am a lover not a fighter. Though you are more akin to
>   Danny DeVito, you are still my brother !

Well, just sort out who you're loving, won't you?

And I do have Danny DeVito's hair...

-- 
Mike (DF) Fleming      MAG #79794     DoD #4446      Greenpeace #567708F
                       JKLO #004      KotWP7         UKMC #9
But when a symbol is sought for, to on the heartstrings tug
Who on earth in their right minds would possibly think of the slug?
Re: *** Yer omeless
#104
Author: Simon Gray
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 1996 00:00
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Friday <friday@cobalt.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this into the
aether:

>> > Your sig is too big, sunshine
>> > 
>> 
>> Hey Richard, no offence, but I suspect a lot of people don't like being
>> called "sunshine". I know I don't.
>
>Like he gives a shit, sunshine. =)

Now listen here, *pal*... !
-- 
   []=-             Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK.
   //    _-=__-=    
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(_) \___/_(___)_|   ahead, sue me !
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Re: *** Yer omeless
#106
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <Zz6ycEAK0$AxEwNM@mahayana.demon.co.uk>
           simon@mahayana.demon.co.uk "Simon Gray" writes:

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You are a fuckwit, sunshine.

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Re: *** Yer omeless
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Author: Simon Gray
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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Mike Fleming <Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this into
the aether:

>> You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
>
>And he's crashed his scooter:
>
>
>  []=-             
>   \\   _-=_-=    
> _/|]    ) __\   
>)_) \_/\/_(__(/ 
>  @       @ 

& I've got plenty of salt to pour over your slugs.
-- 
   []=-             Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK.
   //    _-=__-=    
 _/|]    ) ___ \   Yes, I know the wheels make it 5 lines. Go
(_) \___/_(___)_|   ahead, sue me !
 @          @
Re: *** Yer omeless
#113
Author: Simon Gray
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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Steve Firth <filter@firthcom.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this
into the aether:

>>& you are the biggest arsehole ever to tread across the planet.
>
>OI! That's {R}sole.

Sorry, I'll try & do better next time !

;)
-- 
   []=-             Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK.
   //    _-=__-=    
 _/|]    ) ___ \   Yes, I know the wheels make it 5 lines. Go
(_) \___/_(___)_|   ahead, sue me !
 @          @
Re: *** Yer omeless
#114
Author: Andrew
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822437767snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
           richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:

> You are a fuckwit, sunshine.

Just a tad hipocrytical, don't you think?
-- 
Andrew
OK, this White Devil thing has gone too far.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, messes with the do!!! OK????
Re: *** Yer omeless
#117
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822605753snz@yemeads.demon.co.uk>
           Andrew@yemeads.demon.co.uk "Andrew" writes:

} In article <822437767snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
}            richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:
}
} > You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
}
} Just a tad hipocrytical, don't you think?

Not in the slightest sunshine, I will include you for free too.

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Re: *** Yer omeless
#118
Author: Brian W Adlington
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
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In message <kkvBKBAb40BxEwzt@mahayana.demon.co.uk> Simon Gray wrote:

> Richard Ashton <richard@corixia.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this
> into the aether:
> 
> >You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
> 
> & you are the biggest arsehole ever to tread across the planet.
> 
> Don't you just love abuse. Shall we see if we can make this The Thread
> That Must Not Die ?

No thanks, this isn't really the place for flame threads,
no matter how provoked, it just brings the whole area down
to the level of "Fuck you--- No, fuck *you*" posts.
Anyone who really needs to vent their spleen can always
cut loose in email.

-- 
Worlock, a roadkill on the information super highway
Re: *** Yer omeless
#99
Author: Scania
Date: Sun, 28 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <310bd0b8.3783324@pubnews.demon.co.uk>,
daryl <fareham@bay-o-net.co.uk> wrote:
>Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid boy.

now look at this 5 times you wrote stupid boy and you don't get flamed

well, you are now.who's going to lite the fire? since I'm going to bring the marsh 
mellows

scania (pissed off since all his mail box has been dumped)


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Well I don't care!!!!!
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Well I hope this is going to be my last year in Cov!!
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Re: *** Yer omeless
#100
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 1996 00:00
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In article <4egs0j$23u@leofric.coventry.ac.uk> pm@coventry.ac.uk "Scania" writes:

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Please don't post shitty sigs > 4 lines to demon local, sunshine.

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