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Started by Richy Rich
Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
*** Yer omeless
Author: Richy Rich
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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On me way ta work, every mornin, I pass a poster on the
Cov Rd. It still ses " Merry Christmas from the Homeless "
... it shows some ol git, crowched down in the snow, wrapped
in a blanket, cuddling a cupasoup.
Well fuck me ! ...instead of blowing their benefits, dole,
income support, family credit and other hand outs..... on
cider, cigarettes and soup......... yer omeless. ave only
all clubed togever, to pay for a month long nationwide
poster campaign, just to wish those of us who can be arsed
to graft for a livin, a merry christmas !!
Well aint that really nice of um !
I am almost sorry, that I use to fink, they wos a bunch of
layabout con-artist scousers, who claim to be potless, but
make a major wedge by rippin off yer unsuspectin punter.
--
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_ / )
<_\/__/ @ __ /
/\ / (_, /^) \_/ <^@ ...big ouse, fast car, fat wallet.
/ \_, ___/_____>
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Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3100aab3.655200@news.demon.co.uk>
Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:
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Your sig is too big, sunshine
{R}
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: marcus durham
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sat, 20 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3100aab3.655200@news.demon.co.uk>
Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:
> [ lots of mindless drival snipped ]
> Well fuck me ! ... [ more crap snipped ]
No thanks, I would rather not, neither I suspect would anyone else.
Goodbye, Im going to kill file you ASAP
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> /\ / (_, /^) \_/ <^@ ...has a sig thats to big and has no freinds
> / \_, ___/_____>
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-=- Marcus Durham -=-
Circular logic will only make you dizzy
Eldrad must live
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Friday
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822264353snz@failsafe.demon.co.uk>
gw@failsafe.demon.co.uk "Greg Watson" writes:
> In article <822142575snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
> richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:
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> >
> > Your sig is too big, sunshine
> >
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> Hey Richard, no offence, but I suspect a lot of people don't like being
> called "sunshine". I know I don't.
Like he gives a shit, sunshine. =)
--
Well, Ibrox is filling up slowly, but rapidly.
[James Sanderson]
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Mike Fleming
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sun, 21 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <3101fab4.2788926@news.demon.co.uk>
Richy@Rshill.demon.co.uk "Richy Rich" writes:
> On Sun, 21 Jan 96 00:18:36 GMT, Mike Fleming
> <Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> wrote:
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> >Where's that Birmingham pub meet on the 29th of January
> >happening now? Have we got a definite location?
> >--
> >Mike (DF) Fleming Greenpeace #567708F
>
> Alroyt Worzal.
>
> R ya gonna gerrus a Brew in then ? ...or was that a
> veiled threat ?
No, I thought you'd get me a lager shandy in (if I'm on the
bike...). I dunno, you Solihull people, you're so bloody tight
your bums squeak...
And Simon's just confirmed it's at PJs by the Arcadian on Hurst
Street. 29th January, 8.00 pm, by the pinball table. Did you get
that in d.l?
> BTW.....despite having a body like Arnold Swarzenigger,
> I am a lover not a fighter. Though you are more akin to
> Danny DeVito, you are still my brother !
Well, just sort out who you're loving, won't you?
And I do have Danny DeVito's hair...
--
Mike (DF) Fleming MAG #79794 DoD #4446 Greenpeace #567708F
JKLO #004 KotWP7 UKMC #9
But when a symbol is sought for, to on the heartstrings tug
Who on earth in their right minds would possibly think of the slug?
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Simon Gray
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Mon, 22 Jan 1996 00:00
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Friday <friday@cobalt.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this into the aether: >> > Your sig is too big, sunshine >> > >> >> Hey Richard, no offence, but I suspect a lot of people don't like being >> called "sunshine". I know I don't. > >Like he gives a shit, sunshine. =) Now listen here, *pal*... ! -- []=- Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK. // _-=__-= _/|] ) ___ \ Yes, I know the wheels make it 5 lines. Go (_) \___/_(___)_| ahead, sue me ! @ @
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Tue, 23 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <Zz6ycEAK0$AxEwNM@mahayana.demon.co.uk>
simon@mahayana.demon.co.uk "Simon Gray" writes:
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You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
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Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Simon Gray
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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Mike Fleming <Mike@tauzero.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this into the aether: >> You are a fuckwit, sunshine. > >And he's crashed his scooter: > > > []=- > \\ _-=_-= > _/|] ) __\ >)_) \_/\/_(__(/ > @ @ & I've got plenty of salt to pour over your slugs. -- []=- Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK. // _-=__-= _/|] ) ___ \ Yes, I know the wheels make it 5 lines. Go (_) \___/_(___)_| ahead, sue me ! @ @
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Simon Gray
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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Steve Firth <filter@firthcom.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this
into the aether:
>>& you are the biggest arsehole ever to tread across the planet.
>
>OI! That's {R}sole.
Sorry, I'll try & do better next time !
;)
--
[]=- Simon Gray, who lives in Birmingham, UK.
// _-=__-=
_/|] ) ___ \ Yes, I know the wheels make it 5 lines. Go
(_) \___/_(___)_| ahead, sue me !
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Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Andrew
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Thu, 25 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822437767snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:
> You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
Just a tad hipocrytical, don't you think?
--
Andrew
OK, this White Devil thing has gone too far.
Nobody, and I mean NOBODY, messes with the do!!! OK????
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <822605753snz@yemeads.demon.co.uk>
Andrew@yemeads.demon.co.uk "Andrew" writes:
} In article <822437767snz129.os2.7@corixia.demon.co.uk>
} richard@corixia.demon.co.uk "Richard Ashton" writes:
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} > You are a fuckwit, sunshine.
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} Just a tad hipocrytical, don't you think?
Not in the slightest sunshine, I will include you for free too.
{R}
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Brian W Adlington
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 26 Jan 1996 00:00
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In message <kkvBKBAb40BxEwzt@mahayana.demon.co.uk> Simon Gray wrote: > Richard Ashton <richard@corixia.demon.co.uk> has recently squirted this > into the aether: > > >You are a fuckwit, sunshine. > > & you are the biggest arsehole ever to tread across the planet. > > Don't you just love abuse. Shall we see if we can make this The Thread > That Must Not Die ? No thanks, this isn't really the place for flame threads, no matter how provoked, it just brings the whole area down to the level of "Fuck you--- No, fuck *you*" posts. Anyone who really needs to vent their spleen can always cut loose in email. -- Worlock, a roadkill on the information super highway
Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Scania
Date: Sun, 28 Jan 1996 00:00
Date: Sun, 28 Jan 1996 00:00
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In article <310bd0b8.3783324@pubnews.demon.co.uk>,
daryl <fareham@bay-o-net.co.uk> wrote:
>Stupid stupid stupid stupid stupid boy.
now look at this 5 times you wrote stupid boy and you don't get flamed
well, you are now.who's going to lite the fire? since I'm going to bring the marsh
mellows
scania (pissed off since all his mail box has been dumped)
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Well I don't care!!!!!
e mail: pm@coventry.ac.uk
ce134@freenet.carleton.ca
Name: Parminder Mandier CAE AffIMI AMIRTE (Smiley/SCANIA)
Well I hope this is going to be my last year in Cov!!
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Re: *** Yer omeless
Author: Richard Ashton
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 1996 00:00
Date: Fri, 02 Feb 1996 00:00
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In article <4egs0j$23u@leofric.coventry.ac.uk> pm@coventry.ac.uk "Scania" writes:
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Please don't post shitty sigs > 4 lines to demon local, sunshine.
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