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*     LIVEN UP YOUR DULL ANSWER PHONE MESSAGES       *
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No more "....leave your name and number" boring messages 
with our new Comic Answer Phone Messages.

Great fun for the home, office or even your mobile answer phone.

There two professionally recorded tapes (not backroom home 
made tapes) to choose from, both with 10 famous voices. Your 
messages will never be the same again.

Both come in attractive full colour blister packing.

TAPE ONE features:      TAPE TWO features:

* Frank Bruno           * Mick Jagger
* Joanna Lumley         * Delboy & Rodney
* Johnathan Ross        * Dame Edna
* Jeeves & Wooster      * Julian Clary
* The Queen             * Princess Diana
* Victor Meldrew        * Inspector Clouseau
* John Major            * Paul Gascoigne
* Wayne & Garth         * Arnold Scwazenegger
* Cilla Black           * Michael Jackson
* Prince Charles        * Basil Fawlty

Price: �19.99 UKP       Price: �19.99 UKP
inc VAT & Postage       inc VAT & Postage

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* SPECIAL OFFER Buy both tapes for �29.99   *
*     We are also looking for agents        *
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* If you don't have an Answer Machine there *
*  will be a total package available soon!  *
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To order your tape(s) you can email or call our 24 hour 
service 0976 50 10 96 and quote "Comic Tapes" There will 
be an on-line order form in very new future. 

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                    NEW WEB SITE
 Visit us at: http://www.ibmpcug.co.uk/~SMALLTK/tapes
     FOR MORE INFORMATION AND ORDERING DETAILS
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