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2 total messages Started by Dr. Long Wang Sun, 04 Jan 1998 00:00
New breakthru in Tiger research
#212
Author: Dr. Long Wang
Date: Sun, 04 Jan 1998 00:00
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Emperical test show Qi of tiger amplified in receipient.
This unexpected result great bonus for dwindling tiger supply and
expenses.
Testicles of man who consume tiger penis contain all of tiger qi.  Why? 
Because China man testicles so small compared to tiger.  One kg human
testicles equal 10 kg of tiger testicles.
Same apply tiger bone.  Average China man weigh 55 kg; average tiger
weigh 300 kg.  So 1 kg man bone equal 6 kg tiger bone.

All China man want great erection from Tiger magic medicine should get
instead weaker China man testicle.  China man worth much by the gram.

Conservation of Qi theory great break thru in limited tiger supply. 
Only 5,000 tigers alive in world, including zoos.  Fortunately 1,000,000
China mans have consume tiger population Qi and most all are available
to fillin supply.

Dr. Long Wang
Xeshuan University
Chin Xao Campus
Faculty of Science
Department of Applied Medicine
Re: New breakthru in Tiger research
#211
Author: NEtBOYiO
Date: Sun, 18 Jan 1998 00:00
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Dr. Long Wang wrote in message <34B05612.150B@s.m.dic.cn>...
>Emperical test show Qi of tiger amplified in receipient.
>This unexpected result great bonus for dwindling tiger supply and
>expenses.
>Testicles of man who consume tiger penis contain all of tiger qi.  Why?
>Because China man testicles so small compared to tiger.  One kg human
>testicles equal 10 kg of tiger testicles.
>Same apply tiger bone.  Average China man weigh 55 kg; average tiger
>weigh 300 kg.  So 1 kg man bone equal 6 kg tiger bone.
>
>All China man want great erection from Tiger magic medicine should get
>instead weaker China man testicle.  China man worth much by the gram.
>
>Conservation of Qi theory great break thru in limited tiger supply.
>Only 5,000 tigers alive in world, including zoos.  Fortunately 1,000,000
>China mans have consume tiger population Qi and most all are available
>to fillin supply.
>
>Dr. Long Wang
>Xeshuan University
>Chin Xao Campus
>Faculty of Science
>Department of Applied Medicine

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