🚀 go-pugleaf

mddeitch@socs.uts.edu.au (Mark Deitch) writes:

> Actually, I am having that problem with my guitar playing, I need some
> new inspiration, perhaps I could write ...

Ah ha, the conditional subjunctive! Perhaps Mark's guitar playing would
improve, if indeed he COULD write! Maybe Mark intended to insert a full
stop before the "perhaps". Guitar playing (as opposed to thrashing) is
HARD work done with a soft touch. I suggest Mark tries the A minor 9th 
chord (5th fret) slide into a C6 - it may mellow his mood.

> ... Perhaps I could write about the day Brent actually beat Tom in a spar.

That sounds rather kinky to me ;-)

> Or the day that Tom gets sanctified by Jesus.

Or vice versa...

>... As a talented linguistic Osbornian philosopher mathematician once 
> spoke ` ... I shall award a 5c cheque ... '  I'd be proud of that one Tom,
> one knows that he/she is truly different when he/she has become known as 
> an adjective. I'll never get over that guys face when you actually wrote it.
> :-)

He hasn't cashed it!