🚀 go-pugleaf

mddeitch@socs.uts.edu.au (Mark Deitch) writes:

> Actually, I am having that problem with my guitar playing, I need some
> new inspiration, perhaps I could write about the day Leroy fell in love

Thanks, but my love life has been completely documented by two songs, both
by the Smiths:

"I know it's over" ("And if you're so very entertaining/then why are you on
your own tonight?").

and the one that goes "Oh, Glenn/don't come to the house no more/ because
there's somebody here/who wants to take an axe to you."

You could, however, learn the sheet music -- if you're that desperately
intrusive.

--- G M Heinrich  ( leroy@socs.uts.edu.au )
In menswear, he shot a brightly coloured sportscoat with his trusty
bow. He harpooned a large, fat couch in the furniture department. He
clubbed a pop-up toaster in the electrical section. With his bare hands,
he fought a king-sized quilt in bedding. He cast his net in footwear
and caught a magnificent pair of slippers. He was a hunter. He was a
provider. He was a MAN!

			-- Leunig. I'd like to dedicate this to Mark.