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Re: Holiday Traffic on Route 81 (next weekend)

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From: The Wizard of Oz
Date: Tue, 29 Aug 2000 00:00
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Ramon wrote:

> You're right, I'm getting a free ride. Where do you think some of
> those deductions that come out of my paycheck goes towards?? I own a
> cat, I wonder what truck it rode on.

	BZZZZT!! 
	Sorry, Ramon, wrong answer! You don't own a cat, it is simply allowing
you to share it's domicile. If anything, it owns you!!! But all the food
it persuades you to buy for it comes in on a truck.
	As for the payroll deductions, you might wish to check to see if the
study on "The Sex Life of a Mediterranean Fruit Fly" was funded with you
bucks. Once your money disappears into the "black hole" of Congress, and
the IRS, no telling where it will emerge, or in what form. One thing for
sure, when it *does* emerge, it has been transformed from money STOLEN
from you, into a gift from your friendly neighborhood politician, a warm
display of largesse to prove he/she/it cares about you. A gift that can
be taken away if you aren't properly appreciative.
		<shrug>
	Wiz
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From: The Wizard of Oz <never_was@aol.com>
Subject: Re: Holiday Traffic on Route 81 (next weekend)
Date: 2000/08/29
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