🚀 go-pugleaf

	Well thank you my dear friends and supporters
	for endorsing the BEST candidate in the field.

	SHAMBAT	campaign for U.S. Senate is moving into
	full gear, and as the election day nears we are
	coming closer and closer to our goal...

	 ! ! ! !	    VICTORY		  ! ! ! !

	  ! ! !	       UNANIMOUS VICTORY	   ! ! !

	   ! ! THE VICTORY THAT WILL BLOW THEM AWAY ! !
	  AND MAKE *SHAMBAT* THE DICTATOR OF U.S. SENATE!

	You can feel it in the air.. Oak leaves and pine
	needles whisper *SHAMBAT* as they slightly graze
	past your ear in an autumn breeze.. Engines of
	battered ARA-mobiles gurgle *SHAMBAT* as they
	swerve their way past another Raisin Bran-bearing
	bicyclist trudging along I-64..Beautiful unclad vimin in a
	Phi Mu sorority house scream *SHAMBAT* as another bedragged
	torch-bearing Adonis enters their strip-poker
	party through an open window.

	Yes, my friends. *SHAMBAT* time is nearing, and
	Virginia is the luckiest single agglomeration of
	pseudo-human vermin in the world.

	I have hired Larry Sabato and Nancy Spannaus to
	be my inseparable pair of advisors, to draft the
	SHAMBAT agenda during the day and provide for my
	sexual satisfaction after dark. I have rented the
	University of Virginia's Information and
	Technology Center to be my center of propaganda
	and broadcast my record and my agenda all over
	the state. I have even gone so far as to convince
	Mickey Mouse to be my spokesman in the Haymarket
	area and go stumping for me door-to-door.

	Thank you everyone. Chris, Muneesh, Todd, Steve,
	Zapphod, you have proven most loyal troopers to
	the New	College's golden boy. Mike and Carl, you
	have earned your way into the *SHAMBAT* inner
	circle by staying with him throughout this
	difficult period. And Richard Rogers, my sweetie,
	you have given the *SHAMBAT* campaign statewide
	credibility by showcasing the part of the
	*SHAMBAT* record that will make titillating
	headlines in every feminist magazine.

	Thank you all for your support, and now - 

	 LET'S MOVE IT INTO FULL GEAR!!!! 

	 ONTO THE SENATE!!!

	 ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!

	 ONTO THE PENTAGON AND THE CIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

	Jump aboard the *SHAMBAT* bandwagon. It is for
	everyone. A True Mickey Mouse Alternative...
	in a Fake Mickey Mouse campaign.

			YOURS UPON DEMAND,

			     *SHAMBAT*

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	"Hold it, *SHAMBAT*! Hands behind your back!"

				- Jason Michaels
				  UVA Police Department
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