🚀 go-pugleaf

SHAMBAT  writes:
> 
> 
> 	Well thank you my dear friends and supporters
> 	for endorsing the BEST candidate in the field.
> 
> 	SHAMBAT	campaign for U.S. Senate is moving into
> 	full gear, and as the election day nears we are
> 	coming closer and closer to our goal...
> 
> 	 ! ! ! !	    VICTORY		  ! ! ! !
> 
> 	  ! ! !	       UNANIMOUS VICTORY	   ! ! !
> 
> 	   ! ! THE VICTORY THAT WILL BLOW THEM AWAY ! !
> 	  AND MAKE *SHAMBAT* THE DICTATOR OF U.S. SENATE!
> 
> 	You can feel it in the air.. Oak leaves and pine
> 	needles whisper *SHAMBAT* as they slightly graze
> 	past your ear in an autumn breeze.. Engines of
> 	battered ARA-mobiles gurgle *SHAMBAT* as they
> 	swerve their way past another Raisin Bran-bearing
> 	bicyclist trudging along I-64..Beautiful unclad vimin in a
> 	Phi Mu sorority house scream *SHAMBAT* as another bedragged
> 	torch-bearing Adonis enters their strip-poker
> 	party through an open window.
> 
> 	Yes, my friends. *SHAMBAT* time is nearing, and
> 	Virginia is the luckiest single agglomeration of
> 	pseudo-human vermin in the world.
> 
> 	I have hired Larry Sabato and Nancy Spannaus to
> 	be my inseparable pair of advisors, to draft the
> 	SHAMBAT agenda during the day and provide for my
> 	sexual satisfaction after dark. I have rented the
> 	University of Virginia's Information and
> 	Technology Center to be my center of propaganda
> 	and broadcast my record and my agenda all over
> 	the state. I have even gone so far as to convince
> 	Mickey Mouse to be my spokesman in the Haymarket
> 	area and go stumping for me door-to-door.
> 
> 	Thank you everyone. Chris, Muneesh, Todd, Steve,
> 	Zapphod, you have proven most loyal troopers to
> 	the New	College's golden boy. Mike and Carl, you
> 	have earned your way into the *SHAMBAT* inner
> 	circle by staying with him throughout this
> 	difficult period. And Richard Rogers, my sweetie,
> 	you have given the *SHAMBAT* campaign statewide
> 	credibility by showcasing the part of the
> 	*SHAMBAT* record that will make titillating
> 	headlines in every feminist magazine.
> 
> 	Thank you all for your support, and now - 
> 
> 	 LET'S MOVE IT INTO FULL GEAR!!!! 
> 
> 	 ONTO THE SENATE!!!
> 
> 	 ONTO THE WHITE HOUSE!!!!
> 
> 	 ONTO THE PENTAGON AND THE CIA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
> 
> 	Jump aboard the *SHAMBAT* bandwagon. It is for
> 	everyone. A True Mickey Mouse Alternative...
> 	in a Fake Mickey Mouse campaign.
> 
> 			YOURS UPON DEMAND,
> 
> 			     *SHAMBAT*
> 
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> 
> 	"Hold it, *SHAMBAT*! Hands behind your back!"
> 
> 				- Jason Michaels
> 				  UVA Police Department
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	Hey Illya,
		Hate your new signature.  Too bad you weren't
here for the mass streak.  I would have let you use my
flashlight again.  Box of rocks says he misses you.  Remember
me after you make your second million bucks.

				-64