🚀 go-pugleaf

Frankly, I thought the post was in poor taste regardless.  I'd say it isn't PC as
written.

Mike

"Frederick E. Jorden" wrote:

> Now if you change redneck to Black this is not PC. See how liberal you are!
>
> "C.M.German" wrote:
>
> > I believe this is the Arkansas Application.
> >
> > Motor Vehicle wrote:
> >
> > > Redneck Drivers License Application (VA-NC-TN-GA Drivers Only)
> > >
> > > Plez compleet this paper, best ya can.
> > >
> > > Last name: ________________
> > >
> > > First name:
> > > [_] Billy-Bob   [_] Bobby-Sue
> > > [_] Billy-Joe   [_] Bobby-Jo
> > > [_] Billy-Ray   [_] Bobby-Ann
> > > [_] Billy-Sue   [_] Bobby-Lee
> > > [_] Billy-Mae   [_] Bobby-Ellen
> > > [_] Billy-Jack  [_] Bobby-Beth Ann Sue
> > >
> > > Age: ____ (if unsure, guess)
> > >
> > > Sex: [_]M [_]F [_]None
> > >
> > > Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right
> > >
> > > Occupation:
> > > [_] Farmer        [_] Mechanic
> > > [_] Hair Dresser  [_] Waitress
> > > [_] Un-employed   [_] Dirty Politician
> > >
> > > Spouse's Name:  __________________________
> > > 2nd Spouse's Name:  __________________________ 3rd Spouse's Name:
> > > __________________________
> > >
> > > Lover's Name:      __________________________
> > > 2nd Lover's Name:     __________________________
> > >
> > > Relationship with spouse:
> > > [_] Sister   [_] Aunt
> > > [_] Brother  [_] Uncle
> > > [_] Mother   [_] Son
> > > [_] Father   [_] Daughter
> > > [_] Cousin   [_] Pet
> > >
> > > Number of children living in household: ___
> > > Number of children living in shed:      ___
> > > Number of children that are yours:      ___
> > >
> > > Mother's Name: _______________________
> > > Father's Name: _______________________
> > >
> > > Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed)
> > > If you obtained a higher education what was your major? [_] 5th grade
> > > [_] 6th grade
> > >
> > > Do you [_] own or [_] rent your mobile home?
> > >
> > > Vehicles you own and where you keep them:
> > > ___ Total number of vehicles you own
> > > ___ Number of vehicles that still crank
> > > ___ Number of vehicles in front yard
> > > ___ Number of vehicles in back yard
> > > ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks
> > >
> > > Age you started drivin ______ (If over 10 are you are still slow lerrnin
> > > ?
> > > [_] Yes [_] No)
> > >
> > > Firearms you own and where you keep them:
> > > ____ truck         ____ kitchen
> > > ____ bedroom       ____ bathroom/outhouse
> > > ____ shed          ____ pawnshop
> > >
> > > Model and year of your pickup: _____________
> > > 194_
> > >
> > > Do you have a gun rack?
> > > [_] Yes [_] No; If no, please explain:
> > >
> > > Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to:
> > > [_] The National Enquirer    [_] The Globe
> > > [_] TV Guide                 [_] Soap Opera Digest
> > > [_] Rifle and Shotgun        [_] Bassmasters
> > >
> > > ___ Number of times you've seen a UFO
> > > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis
> > > ___ Number of times you've seen Elvis in a UFO
> > >
> > > How often do you bathe:
> > > [_] Weekly
> > > [_] Monthly
> > > [_] Not Applicable
> > >
> > > How many teeth in YOUR mouth? ___
> > > Color of teeth:
> > > [_] Yellow  [_] Brownish-Yellow
> > > [_] Brown   [_] Black [_] N/A
> > >
> > > Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer:
> > > [_] Red-Man                  [_] Skoal
> > >
> > > How far is your home from a paved road?  [_] 1 mile
> > > [_] 2 miles
> > > [_] don't know
> > >       *************************************************************
> >
> > --
> > Charles German, RLS
> > And let us not grow weary while doing good, for in due season we shall reap
> > if we do not lose heart.  Gal. 6:9
>
> --
> Frederick E. Jorden http://fejcpapc.com/
> Frederick E. Jorden, CPA PC
> 10049 Midlothian Tpk - 2-H Richmond, VA 23235 EMAIL fejcpa@erols.com
> (804) 320-6210 FAX (804) 320-6211

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