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Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#969
Author: Cobber
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:17
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Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
Thanks 
Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#970
Author: Ray Haddad
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 09:31
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On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:

>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>Thanks 

Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
number.

http://www.deltasocials.com.au/
--
Ray
Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#971
Author: Patrick Hamlyn
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 10:14
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Ray Haddad <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:
>
>>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
>>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
>>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>>Thanks 
>
>Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
>number.
>
>http://www.deltasocials.com.au/

Chuckle. If I was a 'lady' I'm not entirely sure this would be that alluring:

============
That�s right girls everything in the club is free for ladies. Without you girls
there is no club. I always make sure there is plenty of red or white wine to
drink. I have also started serving free shooters to all the ladies who want one.
I can say with certainty that you will always be made to feel welcome and
comfortable at Delta Socials. It is essentially a club where women can go to
meet other people of either sex. If you come in on your own, we will bend over
backwards to make you feel welcome. Yes girls this is the place to meet other
people and feel completely safe at the same time. The recent installation of the
juke box has proven to be a huge success with all the ladies. Now you can choose
your own music. Needless to say this is free too.
============

Can anyone here come up with a more sleazy sounding piece of copy?
Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#972
Author: Ray Haddad
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:05
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On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:14:21 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
and Patrick Hamlyn <path@multipro.N_OcomSP_AM.au> instead replied:

>Ray Haddad <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote:
>
>>On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:
>>
>>>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
>>>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
>>>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>>>Thanks 
>>
>>Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
>>number.
>>
>>http://www.deltasocials.com.au/
>
>Chuckle. If I was a 'lady' I'm not entirely sure this would be that alluring:
>
>============
>That�s right girls everything in the club is free for ladies. Without you girls
>there is no club. I always make sure there is plenty of red or white wine to
>drink. I have also started serving free shooters to all the ladies who want one.
>I can say with certainty that you will always be made to feel welcome and
>comfortable at Delta Socials. It is essentially a club where women can go to
>meet other people of either sex. If you come in on your own, we will bend over
>backwards to make you feel welcome. Yes girls this is the place to meet other
>people and feel completely safe at the same time. The recent installation of the
>juke box has proven to be a huge success with all the ladies. Now you can choose
>your own music. Needless to say this is free too.
>============
>
>Can anyone here come up with a more sleazy sounding piece of copy?

It would be a hard job writing that sleazy on purpose. Imagine that?
Get the women there for free and then liquor them up for ogling. How
charming. Can you just imagine the high quality of, er, "gents" they
get to meet there?
--
Ray
Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#974
Author: Patrick Hamlyn
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:17
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Ray Haddad <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote:

>On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:14:21 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>and Patrick Hamlyn <path@multipro.N_OcomSP_AM.au> instead replied:
>
>>Ray Haddad <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote:
>>
>>>On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>>and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:
>>>
>>>>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
>>>>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
>>>>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>>>>Thanks 
>>>
>>>Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
>>>number.
>>>
>>>http://www.deltasocials.com.au/
>>
>>Chuckle. If I was a 'lady' I'm not entirely sure this would be that alluring:
>>
>>============
>>That�s right girls everything in the club is free for ladies. Without you girls
>>there is no club. I always make sure there is plenty of red or white wine to
>>drink. I have also started serving free shooters to all the ladies who want one.
>>I can say with certainty that you will always be made to feel welcome and
>>comfortable at Delta Socials. It is essentially a club where women can go to
>>meet other people of either sex. If you come in on your own, we will bend over
>>backwards to make you feel welcome. Yes girls this is the place to meet other
>>people and feel completely safe at the same time. The recent installation of the
>>juke box has proven to be a huge success with all the ladies. Now you can choose
>>your own music. Needless to say this is free too.
>>============
>>
>>Can anyone here come up with a more sleazy sounding piece of copy?
>
>It would be a hard job writing that sleazy on purpose. Imagine that?
>Get the women there for free and then liquor them up for ogling. How
>charming. Can you just imagine the high quality of, er, "gents" they
>get to meet there?

Yeah... but then again, imagine the quality of the 'ladies' they are going to
draw.
Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#973
Author: spodosaurus
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 11:21
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Ray Haddad wrote:
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:14:21 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
> and Patrick Hamlyn <path@multipro.N_OcomSP_AM.au> instead replied:
> 
> 
>>Ray Haddad <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote:
>>
>>
>>>On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
>>>and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:
>>>
>>>
>>>>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club? 
>>>>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of 
>>>>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>>>>Thanks 
>>>
>>>Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
>>>number.
>>>
>>>http://www.deltasocials.com.au/
>>
>>Chuckle. If I was a 'lady' I'm not entirely sure this would be that alluring:
>>
>>============
>>That�s right girls everything in the club is free for ladies. Without you girls
>>there is no club. I always make sure there is plenty of red or white wine to
>>drink. I have also started serving free shooters to all the ladies who want one.
>>I can say with certainty that you will always be made to feel welcome and
>>comfortable at Delta Socials. It is essentially a club where women can go to
>>meet other people of either sex. If you come in on your own, we will bend over
>>backwards to make you feel welcome. Yes girls this is the place to meet other
>>people and feel completely safe at the same time. The recent installation of the
>>juke box has proven to be a huge success with all the ladies. Now you can choose
>>your own music. Needless to say this is free too.
>>============
>>
>>Can anyone here come up with a more sleazy sounding piece of copy?
> 
> 
> It would be a hard job writing that sleazy on purpose. Imagine that?
> Get the women there for free and then liquor them up for ogling. How
> charming. Can you just imagine the high quality of, er, "gents" they
> get to meet there?
> --
> Ray

I suspect ogling is not the goal. Also, I don't think it's gents that 
the club is trying to cater to. I'd wager they're trying to attract 
couples....having just looked at that link you posted, I'm pretty 
certain that I'm right in that regard.

Ari


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Re: Help - Contact Number Required for Delta Social Club (in Perth)
#975
Author: jg
Date: Fri, 15 Sep 2006 18:07
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"Ray Haddad" <rhaddad@iexpress.net.au> wrote in message 
news:omskg29j6r3kjaibvhefqcdmvnoods4pno@4ax.com...
> On Fri, 15 Sep 2006 17:17:36 +0800, I said, "Pick a card, any card"
> and "Cobber" <geoff7772001@yahoo.com.au> instead replied:
>
>>Does anyone in Perth have the phone contact number for the above club?
>>Telstra doesn't have it for some reason. The club is located just north of
>>the McIver train station which in turn is just north of RPH.
>>Thanks
>
> Google is your friend. However, I can see why Telstra would lose the
> number.
>
> http://www.deltasocials.com.au/
> --
Eeew, just had a vision of one of the half believable trannies trying to get 
in for free... and the ugly scene as they checked. 
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