🚀 go-pugleaf

(sung to the tune of "Video Killed the Radio Star"):

I think it's time to tune out Jerry Springer's fest
As hath become no more than a debauched orgy;
There's certainly a whole lot more to life, indeed--
(Oooohhhh, oooohhhh--)
You well deserve it--

If anything, it's just purest carnality
Designed to appeal but to the Lower Classes; indeed,
I think there is real need for worthy antidote--
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
For you DESERVE it!!
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
And you could well need it!!

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
'Tis where the fun comes NATURALLY--!!
On that, who needs the idiot's lamp?!
(Oooohhh, oooohhh, oooohhh--)

I think that carnival debauched needs a rest;
I think that those wavepools and waterslides down there
At Wisconsin Dells are a much better waste of time;
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
I'd have to agree;
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
So would Slick Gator--

And forget not, too, Tommy Bartlett's Very Own Show;
The Ducks and the Dells Boat Tours; they made the Dells, indeed--
And lest we forget, the buffets and mini-golf--
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
And maybe go-karts--
(Oooohhh, oooohhh--)
There's quite a lot there--!!

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
As they'd say in Bloemfontein,
"Waar die pret natuurlich gekom!!"
(Oooohhh, oooohhh, oooohhh--)
(Oooohhh, oooohhh, oooohhh--)

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
Naturally beautiful; simply grand--
Or, as they'd say in Afrikaans,
"Natuurlik mooi; eenvoudig spoggerig--"
(Oooohhh, oooohhh, oooohhh--)
(Oooohhh, oooohhh, oooohhh--)

The Dells....
Wisconsin Dells....
Yeah, the Dells....
Wisconsin Dells....
Wisconsin Dells....

DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!
DON'T YOU JUST LOVE THOSE WISCONSIN DELLS?!!

[Continue with the above, perhaps ad nauseaum, until fading out.]


Kahuna Accidentale of the Dells,
LARRY ELLIS REED
E-mail me on kahunaaccidentale@yahoo.com for replies or comment

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