🚀 go-pugleaf

(sung to the tume of "I Love Rock 'n' Roll")

Don't give me those trashy, low chat-shows;
Don't give me that lurid idiot's-lamp crap;
Just give me, instead,
That very interesting place
Up where the pines begin,
Havin' some fun--YEAH!--fun,
And maybe get wet as well,
Wet with fun--YEAH!--fun--singin':

CHORUS:
I love Wisconsin Dells!
Where the fun comes NATURALLY!!
Ek liefde Wisconsin Dells,
WAAR DIE PRET NATUURLICH GEKOM!!

I don't need your Elmer Gantry nonsense;
I don't need your appeals for raising alms
As invoke His Name
But for blasphemous ends;
Instead, give me that party town
Where the summer's fun--YEAH!--fun,
And I think you ought to need
Their own brand of fun--YEAH!--fun,
Singin'--

[repeat thou CHORUS]

And if you didn't know,
You can do without that box,
At least for the summertime,
When you need some real FUN!!
And I think I really know
That kind of town that's fun--singin':

[repeat thou the CHORUS about four times]

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