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1 total messages Started by u v babu srinivas Thu, 12 Nov 1992 07:21
song [explicit lyrics]
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Author: u v babu srinivas
Date: Thu, 12 Nov 1992 07:21
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Though the following article is not meant to hurt the feelings
of anyone in anyway, it might offend some people. Please hit
n now if you think you get easily offended. Thanks.



I got this from my friend rtipnis@bigwpi.wpi.edu by mail -- his
response to the original lyrics we all got from someone else.
couldn't resist the urge to post it. sorry tippy :)

original song: (sittin' on) the dock of the bay -- Otis Redding

the modified version: 


	(Sittin' On) the Cock of a Gay
  
  Sitting in the morning sun.
  I'll be sitting in the evening calm.
  Watching the balls roll in.
  Then I'll watch them roll away again.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
  I left my home in India.
  Headed for the Frisco Bay. (guess why??)
  I have had nothing to live for.
  Looks like no pussy is gonna come my way.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
  Looks like nothing's gonna change,
  These assholes are all the same.
  I can't do what normally a guy should do, 
  So, I guess I'll remain the same.
  
  Yes, sitting here resting my ass,
  And this asshole of mine is getting all red. 
  It's 2,000 miles I roamed,
  Just to make this cock my home.
  
     Ya, I'm sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Watching the balls roll away.
     Oh, I'm just sitting on the cock of a gay.
     Wasting sperms, sperms, sperms.
  
                      -Asshole Red-ing(The Cock of a Gay)
 
					
                                                    -- srinivas
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