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Article #100Re: Non-living Genders
From: Alan
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:35
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:35
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On Fri, 18 Jun 2004 16:14:06 -0400, "Greg Evans" <misterx@larkbooks.com> wrote: >Mos wrote: > >>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy. An hourglass figure with lots of time >>>>>>>>>>>> left. >>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking.... >>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas. She became alarmed at my advances. >>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands! I won't tell you a >>>>>>>>> second time!" >>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely? >>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let >>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves. >>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week. Is she also >>>>>> known as Ana Logue? >>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers. Dig-it, Al? >>>> No. Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss >>>> movement? >>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick. >> >> You guys are getting too wound up over it. > >I can't take that at face value. I don't know what LED you to believe that. > You seem to be a couple of quartz short of the add line.
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X-Google-Language: ENGLISH,ASCII-7-bit X-Google-Thread: feb1b,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 10ba21,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 116069,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Thread: 1051ef,92e285d188d0a9ac X-Google-Attributes: gidfeb1b,gid10ba21,gid116069,gid1051ef,public Path: arc1-ca.pugleaf.net!g2news1.google.com!news1.google.com!news.glorb.com!border1.nntp.dca.giganews.com!border2.nntp.dca.giganews.com!nntp.giganews.com!elnk-atl-nf1!newsfeed.earthlink.net!c01.usenetserver.com!news.usenetserver.com!cyclone01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com!twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com.POSTED!12dc6cf53ab2750!not-for-mail From: Alan <bogfern1@hotmail.com> Newsgroups: za.humour,aus.jokes,alt.humor,rec.humor Subject: Re: Non-living Genders Message-ID: <1bk6d01ggboja4d1ukdv439q0i6fvphid2@4ax.com> References: <EO4Ac.13381$Y3.1165@newsread2.news.atl.earthlink.net> <2jdsivF1108vcU1@uni-berlin.de> <vckAc.3943$bs4.1847@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net> <2je1u3F108r03U1@uni-berlin.de> <tuq3d0h2af4vm08b184qqaup8v3nm3f4tp@4ax.com> <2je91rF10ppobU1@uni-berlin.de> <4pj4d0p40p695g4sstdj7h7ijlmj0qsg0g@4ax.com> <10d4paseh30e3f5@corp.supernews.com> <b3r5d01b83ggi685pd152h53pbkekr5aiq@4ax.com> <2jgc99F11evmaU1@uni-berlin.de> <10d6575j199rv89@corp.supernews.com> <2jh0ofF11c9peU1@uni-berlin.de> X-Newsreader: Forte Free Agent 1.93/32.576 English (American) MIME-Version: 1.0 Content-Type: text/plain; charset=us-ascii Content-Transfer-Encoding: 7bit Lines: 26 Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:35:26 GMT NNTP-Posting-Host: 69.198.7.236 X-Complaints-To: abuse@rogers.com X-Trace: twister01.bloor.is.net.cable.rogers.com 1087590926 69.198.7.236 (Fri, 18 Jun 2004 16:35:26 EDT) NNTP-Posting-Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 16:35:26 EDT