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think it might be bullshit
"Rowland Croucher" <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote in
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> Diver in the Forest
>
> Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of
> forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased
male
> was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and
face
> mask. A post mortem examination revealed that the person died not from
burns
> but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive
> identification. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad
> diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that, on
the
> day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast - some 20
> kilometers away from the forest.
>
> The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible,
called
> in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were
dropped
> into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and
emptied.
> You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the
Pacific,
> the next he was doing a breaststroke in a fire bucket 300m in the air.
> Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m (5'10") of the fire.
>
> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed.
>
> -- 
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> Shalom!
>
> Rowland Croucher
>
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