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Sports Quotes

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From: Rowland Croucher
Date: Mon, 03 Feb 2003 00:28
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*Famous Sports Quotes*

"Nobody in football should be called a genius.  A genius is a guy like
Norman Einstein."
--Football commentator and former player Joe Theismann

"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes."
--Senior basketball player at the University of Pittsburgh

"You guys pair up in groups of three, then line up in a circle"
--Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes."
--Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a color
photo of himself above his locker

"You guys line up alphabetically by height"
--Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach

"I play football.  I'm not trying to be a professor.  The tests don't seem
to make sense to me, measuring your brain on stuff I haven't been through in
school."
--Clemson recruit Ray Forsythe, who was ineligible as a freshman because of
academic requirements

"I know the Virginia players are smart because you need a 1500 SAT to get
in.  I have to drop bread crumbs to get our players to and from class."
--George Raveling, Washington State basketball coach

"Why would anyone expect him to come out smarter?  He went to prison for
three years, not Princeton."
--Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson hooking up again with promoter Don
King

"I can't really remember the names of the clubs that we went to."
-- Shaquille O'Neal on whether he had visited the Parthenon during his visit
to Greece.

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Shalom!

Rowland Croucher

http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm
(8800+ articles)

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Shalom!

Rowland Croucher

http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm
(8800+ articles)
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