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The good pastor
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The preacher rose with a red face. "Someone in this congregation has
spread a rumor that I belong to the K.K.K. This is a horrible lie and
one which a Christian community cannot tolerate. I am embarrassed and
do not intend to accept this. Now I want the party who did this to
stand and ask forgiveness from God and this Christian family."

No one moved. The preacher continued: "Do you not have the nerve to
face me and admit this is a falsehood. Remember, you will be forgiven
and in your heart you will feel glory. Now stand and confess your
transgression."

Again all was quiet. Slowly a "drop dead" gorgeous blond with a body
that would not stop rose from the third pew. Her head was bowed and
voice quivered as she spoke: "Reverend there has been a terrible
misunderstanding. I never said you were a member of the Klu Klux
Klan. I told a couple of friends you were a wizard under the sheets."

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