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Does my bum look big in this? What *is* the right answer??
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Possible Answers:

Who cares? You're blocking the TV! (SMACK!)

"That dress doesn't make you look fat.  The fat makes you look fat."

"Man, yo ass so big they gotta measure you on the Richter Scale"

"Honey,  you look great in anything, or nothing at all".

It's all relative, my dear.  Does an elephant look big inside a
circus tent?

Define 'big.'

Let me put it this way:  have you ever seen the Hindenberg being
maneuvered into its hangar?

Actually, your bum looks much larger out of that.

Don't worry dear. No one will notice your bum.  They all be gagging
at that hideous floral pattern.

That's your bum?  I thought you were towing a trailer.

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Actually, you're right.  You'll die a slow and horrible death no
matter what your response.

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