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Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex

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From: David Milne
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 00:01
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lab~rat wrote:

> On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne
> <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked:
>
> >lab~rat wrote:

<snip>

> Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is
> being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and
> firepower?  Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like
> cricket.

Try playing cricket sometime. I wonder how man enough you are
to face a hard cricket ball hurtling towards you at about 100mph with nothing
to protect yourself but some fancy pads and a piece of willow...

Ahh, the sound of the crunch of broken bones...the blood...the cheers...

> >And just how many nations play gridiron?
> >
> One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear
> weapons.

Err, not quite....you are confusing politics with sports.
"He who blinks first gets a 10 megaton bomb up his arse"

> When you're man enough to play croquet let me know.  Not that you ever
> will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point.

Oh dear...croquet? Far tooooooooo slow and tame....

> --
> lab~rat  >:-)
> Do you want polite or do you want sincere?

Regards
David Milne
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