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Article #202Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
From: Tim
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35
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"lab~rat" <chase@cheese.net> gibbered in message news:c6288t4mj68cohprietl597lp41o9b7uoc@4ax.com... > On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne > <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked: > > >lab~rat wrote: > > > >> On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim" > >> <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked: > >> > >> > > >> >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message > >> >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com... > >> >> -= Zomola =- wrote: > >> >> > >> >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex > >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME > >> >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix, > >> >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe, > >> >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug, > >> >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, > >> >> (snipped for sanity's sake) > >> >> > >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME > >> >> > Show up naked. > >> >> > >> >> and don't forget the beer.... he's gotta have beer.... > >> >> -- > >> >> Kassia > >> >> (*)_(*) > >> >> > >> >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!" > >> > > >> >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV > >> > >> Cricket? Fuckin' limey... > >> -- > >> lab~rat >:-) > >> Do you want polite or do you want sincere? > > > >I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played > >and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that > >play cricket you know. > > Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is > being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and > firepower? Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like > cricket. > > > >And just how many nations play gridiron? > > > One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear > weapons. > > When you're man enough to play croquet let me know. Not that you ever > will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point. > > And the dingleberry I replied to originally IS a fuckin' limey, or is Kenyan, perhaps
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