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Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex

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From: Tim
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35
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"lab~rat" <chase@cheese.net> gibbered in message
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> On Sat, 10 Feb 2001 02:01:21 +1100, David Milne
> <dmilne@camtech.net.au> puked:
>
> >lab~rat wrote:
> >
> >> On Fri, 9 Feb 2001 12:02:27 -0000, "Tim"
> >> <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk> puked:
> >>
> >> >
> >> >"Kuddly Koala" <cuddlecat101@yahoo.com> wrote in message
> >> >news:3A83A01A.75E70623@yahoo.com...
> >> >> -= Zomola =- wrote:
> >> >>
> >> >> > How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
> >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A WOMAN EVERY TIME
> >> >> > Caress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, make plans, fix,
> >> >> > empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, bathe,
> >> >> > humor, placate, stimulate, jiffylube, stroke, console, purr, hug,
> >> >> > coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate,
> >> >> (snipped for sanity's sake)
> >> >>
> >> >> > HOW TO SATISFY A MAN EVERY TIME
> >> >> > Show up naked.
> >> >>
> >> >> and don't forget the beer....  he's gotta have beer....
> >> >> --
> >> >> Kassia
> >> >> (*)_(*)
> >> >>
> >> >> "Trespassers will be shot. Survivors will be shot again!"
> >> >
> >> >and cricket/football/motor sport on the TV
> >>
> >> Cricket?  Fuckin' limey...
> >> --
> >> lab~rat  >:-)
> >> Do you want polite or do you want sincere?
> >
> >I wouldn't expect lab~rat to understand cricket and how it's played
> >and the international rivalry. The Poms aren't the only nation that
> >play cricket you know.
>
> Don't you know that the only international rivalry that counts is
> being able to pulverize other countries with superior weapons and
> firepower?  Think about that next time you watch a pansy game like
> cricket.
> >
> >And just how many nations play gridiron?
> >
> One too many, another stupid sport that can't compete with nuclear
> weapons.
>
> When you're man enough to play croquet let me know.  Not that you ever
> will be, or that I give a fuck, but you get my point.
>
> And the dingleberry I replied to originally IS a fuckin' limey,

or is Kenyan, perhaps
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From: "Tim" <timdavies@timdavies.f9.co.uk>
Newsgroups: za.humour,alt.tasteless.jokes,aus.jokes
Subject: Re: How to Satisfy the Opposite Sex
Date: Sat, 10 Feb 2001 11:35:56 -0000
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