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Article #66Re: Re: Diver in the Forest
From: nemo
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 09:31
Date: Sun, 22 Aug 2004 09:31
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Mos <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message news:10ievv6k0mle382@corp.supernews.com... > RamRod Sword of Baal wrote: > > "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote in message > > news:10idf1nieskff3a@corp.supernews.com... > >> David Springthorpe wrote: > >>> On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 19:13:13 -0600, "Mos" <Not@YourHouse> wrote: > >>> > >>> >I'd love a paper with nothing but funnies. > >>> > >>> It would certainly be quite comical..... > >>> > >>> DS > >> > >> Grief, I can't believe I just asked for transcripts > >> of all political speechs !!! > > > > > > Let me tell you about the story about the baby in the > > microwave........ > > I love things about cooking. > Howd'ya think I feel? I'm Vegan. (Actually, I feel that same as everyone else: through the nerve endings in my skin!) Could have been worse. The crusaders cooked babies on spits and ate them. All the Middle Eastern leader asked for were a few knights to put down a few hairy rebels but the Pope got it all out of proportion and ended up sending a huge bunch of peasants after salvation with a few incompetent knights and told them all that the "Thou shalt not kill" bit didn't apply if the victim were a non-Christian - and they all turned into out-and-out savages! During one battle in the last crusade, all Saladin's knights were riding stallions and all the Pope's lot were riding mares - and it was that time of year!! I'll leave the rest to your imagination! (^!^)
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