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Article #73Re: Diver in the Forest
From: Johan van Zyl - JVZ Systems CC
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 14:14
Date: Mon, 23 Aug 2004 14:14
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http://www.firediving.com/ On Fri, 20 Aug 2004 13:12:23 -0700, Tim Bruening <tsbrueni@pop.dcn.davis.ca.us> wrote: > > >Rowland Croucher wrote: > >> Diver in the Forest >> >> Fire Authorities in California found a corpse in a burnt out section of >> forest whilst assessing the damage done by a forest fire. The deceased male >> was dressed in a full wetsuit, complete with a dive tank, flippers and face >> mask. A post mortem examination revealed that the person died not from burns >> but from massive internal injuries. Dental records provided a positive >> identification. Investigators then set about determining how a fully clad >> diver ended up in the middle of a forest fire. It was revealed that, on the >> day of the fire, the person went for a diving trip off the coast - some 20 >> kilometers away from the forest. >> >> The firefighters, seeking to control the fire as quickly as possible, called >> in a fleet of helicopters with very large buckets. The buckets were dropped >> into the ocean for rapid filling, then flown to the forest fire and emptied. >> You guessed it. One minute our diver was making like Flipper in the Pacific, >> the next he was doing a breaststroke in a fire bucket 300m in the air. >> Apparently, he extinguished exactly 1.78m (5'10") of the fire. >> >> Some days it just doesn't pay to get out of bed. > >In which newspaper can I read about this bizarre incident?
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