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Re: Non-living Genders

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From: Mos
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 20:41
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Greg Evans wrote:
> Mos wrote:
>
>>>>>>>>>>>> I remember Judy.  An hourglass figure with lots of time
>>>>>>>>>>>> left.
>>>>>>>>>>> Until her biological clock started ticking....
>>>>>>>>>> Never got that far, alas.  She became alarmed at my advances.
>>>>>>>>> ...And shouted out, "Watch those hands!  I won't tell you a
>>>>>>>>> second time!"
>>>>>>>> Are you describing what happened minutely?
>>>>>>> I could describe her smooth Swiss movement, but we'll just let
>>>>>>> hour readers imagine it for themselves.
>>>>>> Besides it might leave us in a days and very week.  Is she also
>>>>>> known as Ana Logue?
>>>>> Nope, she does things strictly by-the-numbers.  Dig-it, Al?
>>>> No.  Why would she shout, "Watch those hands!" and have a Swiss
>>>> movement?
>>> I see you're trying to figure out what makes that joke tick.
>>
>> You guys are getting too wound up over it.
>
> I can't take that at face value.  I don't know what LED you to
> believe that.

The alarming number of your posts.
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From: "Mos" <Not@YourHouse>
Newsgroups: za.humour,aus.jokes,alt.humor,rec.humor
Subject: Re: Non-living Genders
Date: Fri, 18 Jun 2004 14:41:21 -0600
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