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Started by Rowland Croucher
Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:54
Great Boss
Author: Rowland Croucher
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:54
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 09:54
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GREAT BOSS A company, feeling it was time for a shake-up, hires a new CEO. This new boss is determined to rid the company of all slackers. On a tour of thefacilities, the CEO notices a guy leaning on a wall. The room is full of workers and he wants to let them know he means business! The CEO walks up to the guy and asks, "And how much money do you make a week?" A little surprised, the young fellow looks at him and replies, "I make $300.00 a week. Why?" The CEO then hands the guy $1,200 in cash and screams, "Here's four weeks pay, now GET OUT and don't come back!" Feeling pretty good about his first firing, the CEO looks around the room and asks, "Does anyone want to tell me what that goof-off did here?" With a sheepish grin, one of the other workers mutters, " He's the Pizza delivery guy from Domino's. " -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm/
Re: Great Boss
Author: David Springthorpe
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:02
Date: Fri, 04 Jun 2004 10:02
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On Fri, 4 Jun 2004 19:54:50 +1000, "Rowland Croucher" <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote: >GREAT BOSS A repeat..... DS
Re: Great Boss
Author: nemo
Date: Sat, 05 Jun 2004 12:37
Date: Sat, 05 Jun 2004 12:37
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David Springthorpe <david.springthorpe@idx.com.au> wrote in message news:40c04898.8310354@news.individual.de... > On Fri, 4 Jun 2004 19:54:50 +1000, "Rowland Croucher" > <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote: > > >GREAT BOSS > > A repeat..... > Well I hadn't heard it beef whore! I had a boss like that once. What happened in the joke was about the only thing he didn't do wrong! His name is Melvyn Harries if you'd like to avoid him!
Re: Great Boss
Author: Rowland Croucher
Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 06:04
Date: Tue, 08 Jun 2004 06:04
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"nemo" <nemo@naughtylass.wet> wrote in message news:v4jwc.24637$B63.14599@doctor.cableinet.net... > > David Springthorpe <david.springthorpe@idx.com.au> wrote in message > news:40c04898.8310354@news.individual.de... > > On Fri, 4 Jun 2004 19:54:50 +1000, "Rowland Croucher" > > <rccroucher@removethispleaseoptusnet.com.au> wrote: > > > > >GREAT BOSS > > > > A repeat..... > > > Well I hadn't heard it beef whore! Some people like to brag - it's called oneuppersonship :-)! -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm/
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