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Started by Rowland Croucher
Wed, 12 May 2004 10:25
New motorcycle
Author: Rowland Croucher
Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 10:25
Date: Wed, 12 May 2004 10:25
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A biker is riding a new motorcycle on the highway. While passing a car, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window, "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" The biker drives on, until he sees the next car. While passing it, he knocks on the window. The driver of the car opens the window: "Yes?" "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "No I haven't" Then suddenly there is a curve, the biker sees it too late. He crashes off the road into a ditch. A car stops and a man runs to the unlucky biker. Covered in blood, the biker asks, "Ever driven a Honda motorcycle?" "Yes I have. I had a Honda for 20 years." The biker says, "Tell me, where are the brakes?" -- Shalom! Rowland Croucher http://www.pastornet.net.au/jmm/
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