Six Wishes

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2 total messages Started by -= Zomola =- Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:22

#134

Author: -= Zomola =-
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 2001 09:22

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Six Wishes
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Once there was a rabbit and a bear living in a forest. They went out
for a walk and saw a magic golden frog. The rabbit and bear said,
"Goodie, three wishes!" The frog then said, "No, six wishes since
there are two of you." They got even more excited.

The bear went first. "I wish that all the bears in this forest are
females, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

Then it was the rabbit's turn. "I wish for a racing bike helmet."
POOF! His wish was granted.

The bear hesitated, then said, "I wish all the bears in the
neighboring forests were females, except for me."
POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit already knew what he wanted, "I wish for a motorcycle!"
POOF! His wish was granted.

The frog broke in and said, "Now hurry up, I must be on my way! And,
may I add, choose carefully your last wish!!"

The bear said, "Alright, I know my last wish. I wish all the bears in
the world were female, except for me." POOF! His wish was granted.

The rabbit thought for a while, put on his helmet, and got on his
motorcycle. With a smirk on his face he said, "I wish the bear were
gay."

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Re: Six Wishes

#133

Author: John Gilmer
Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 13:39

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This must be the same bear and rabbit that were sitting on a log in the
woods taking a sh*t.

The bear said to the rabbit, "Does sh*t stick to your fur?"

Rabbit:   "No!"

Then the bear wiped his ass with the rabbit.

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